dip.
I pity the next person you sleep with
or next thing
that vacuum cleaner
Lev: /
or a bag of meat
knowing you, it would probably just be a can of lobster dip
LevI guess the swelling ~would make it look more impressive
should be your pre-coitus ritual
you'll call it your penis dip
and all the whores will come to you
all the fat whores