you need to be nicer to me
you need to be nicer to me
Levlisten, I answered your fucking worm question
you just have to accept that tonight I’m gonna be a silly go
you just have to accept that tonight I’m gonna be a silly goose
Levcan you live up to the goose part and migrate?
took an extra melatonin gummy
took an extra melatonin gummy
“Good night, cruel world!”
let’s watch Tron: Ares
Levlet’s watch Tron: Ares
I don’t like any of the Trons
Levare you Tronsphobic
You’re just gonna walk away? I feel so used.
You’re just gonna walk away? I feel so used.
Levwhat did i use you for?
cuddles. and a boner.
Levthat’s right. Thanks for the boner, dumbass.
what do you want to do tonight
what do you want to do tonight
Levwhat we do every night - we can watch a show while we work, or you yap at me and I try not to kill myself
there’s an ethereal creature walking in front of me to work.
there’s an ethereal creature walking in front of me to work. is not fair for her to be that pretty and a UN person, she cant gave it all.
Levyou work for the UN and you’re pretty
yes but i have a terrible personality
oh so Inez is a name but Bez isnt?
Levoh so Inez is a name but Bez isnt?
what kind of name is Bez??
Levits a name! if you pluralize it, its Bezos
im mad at you because i just remembered that you had a girlf
im mad at you because i just remembered that you had a girlfriend before me
Levyou had two boyfriends before me
your point is?
Levyou’re a slut
i take it back, i do want the vow of silence for my birthday
Levi take it back, i do want the vow of silence for my birthday
well im sorry that i have a rich inner world
Levits not very inner, is it
i dont like how when im with you, i dont get oogled as much.
i dont like how when im with you, i dont get oogled as much. its because men only respect other men.
Levi oogle other men’s girls
yeah, because you’re a feminist
do you like being my boyfriend
do you like being my boyfriend
Levyes
you need to “yes, and” it
Levyes and no
are we even dating? or are we just friends in a bed
are we even dating? or are we just friends in a bed
Levwe’re not even friends right now
did you know that gambling is the deadliest vice
did you know that gambling is the deadliest vice
Kabirwhat, over erotic asphyxiation? I think not
that’s not a vice, that’s just being kinky and cool
Kabirerotic asphyxiation is kinky and cool
autoerotic asphyxiation is embarrassing
sometimes if you want a job done well
you just gotta tie yourself to the doorknob
how are you feeling with yo teeths
how are you feeling with yo teeths
Qioh for a set of not-so-great teeth they’re chewing up my savings pretty well