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2026

19 Febyou need to be nicer to me
19 Febyou just have to accept that tonight I’m gonna be a silly go
19 Febtook an extra melatonin gummy
19 Feblet’s watch Tron: Ares

2025

2023

27 Juldid you know that gambling is the deadliest vice
27 Junhow are you feeling with yo teeths
29 Mayloud.
26 Maymycology.
26 Maybook.
11 Mayfolf.
26 Aprtaiki.
10 Aprbasic bureaucracy.
14 Margender campaign.
23 Febsima.
23 Febice creaming.
21 Febhot takes.
21 Febbirthday.
21 Febbday again.
17 Janprecendence.
09 Janbartender.
04 Janworst timeline.

2022

2021

2020

31 Dechogwarts house.
31 Deccraigslist.
24 Novbring it.
23 Novyou could just also quarantine with us
23 Novbalk.
18 NovI wish we had an instrument we could bring along
15 Novhorses.
05 Novyeah i know you did your due diligence
28 Octhm let's try an exercise
26 Octmy multitasking abilities are enviable
26 Octasad.
23 Octamazon fire.
11 Octsanity.
07 Octseal.
01 Octrenn your party playlist on spotify is pretty good
01 Octbirthday in jail.
24 Septrona.
23 Septvibe.
23 Septspy kids 2.
23 Septsebastian.
23 Septmy friend drops by to have a quick chat and sushi with us
23 Septmilk shopping.
13 Septslang.
13 SeptDon’t try to make up your own slang
09 Septgender reveal
07 Septhoot.
07 Septcar lover.
07 Septare they going to stay under the covers the whole time?
26 Augcheck-in.
19 Augsome of these midgets are suspiciously tall
19 Augpregnant.
19 Augfarts.
19 Augemotional house.
19 Augcrying.
04 Augtooth.
29 Julrelationship goals.
29 JulI still have to pick the main personality trait for your cha
18 Julsupercool.
18 Julpizzazz.
17 Junmaterials.
17 Junmanly drink.
05 Junsteven strait is what would have happened if jon snow fucked
05 Junplant pic.
30 Mayfight.
29 Maymeanwhile
28 Mayunsolicited.
28 Mayspanish.
16 Mayif I stop making off colour unfunny jokes
13 Mayporn roast.
11 May8-pack
10 Maywholesome.
10 Maytommy hilfiger.
10 Mayprophecy.
10 Mayporn roast.
10 Mayhot chip.
10 Mayguess who stole their bike back, bitchess
10 MayFriends, I was having a thought as I was listening to the pr
10 Maychill call.
10 Maycereal.
23 MarY'all wanna play the presentation game?
17 MarYesterday evening I spent an hour shopping for the lockdown,
17 Marself isolation.
17 Marhow did you know?
13 Marsick.
13 Marcorona dogs.
13 Marcorona.
10 Marwhy is it in farenheits
10 Marchoosing a movie.
03 Marretract.
21 Feboof.
21 Febfood delivery.
19 Feboldie.
19 FebI asked a couple our girls which is worse
10 Feblinux.
10 Febkobe.
21 Janamerican.
17 Janplants.
12 Jandon't pretend that you're high society just cause you don't
06 Janwhole foods.
06 Janweird mark buddies.
03 Jansentient.
02 Jantrash.
02 Jansour patch kids part threux.
02 Jansour patch kids part deux.
02 JanPlease do not have sex with your barber
02 Janplanning.
02 Jannew york new years eve.
02 JanMy parents say they miss you too
02 Janmy internet in philly is delivered by a string between two c
02 Janmice.
02 JanHe told me you gave him a really good idea about a podcast t
02 Janfish wish.
02 Jandumbo.
02 Jancrash.
02 Janbibimbap.

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2015

13 Octthis is our life now, I guess
13 OctI don't know where that condescending attitude is coming fro
23 Septchicken joke.
21 Septwood.
21 Septobscure.
21 Septlate night.
29 Augrobot.
29 Augdock.
29 Augboringified.
25 Aug"zero complaints! zero! that's less than one"
25 Augrecap.
25 Augpizza child.
25 Augno context needed.
25 Augmain competitor.
25 Augdominos documentary.
25 Augdominoid.
25 AugDomino's: A Slice of Life
30 JunGoT recap.
30 Jundon't fuck me on this mang
30 Jundocumentary.
16 Marremember.
16 Marholy shit
16 Margaze.
09 Marpun.
02 Marshower.
06 Janwalrus.
06 Janhappy new year.

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