birthday in jail.
it would be fun to spend your birthday quarantined
you order in, watch cartoons all day
Levin a government holding facility
aka jail
what do you want for your birthday
Levwell I'll be in jail with my girlfriend
so I guess a conjugal visit
well
technically, she's your cellmate
you don't need a conjugal visit to fuck your cellmate
Levproblematic
but acceptable
how is it problematic
Levcause now I'm fucking my prison cellmate
which doesn't sound like a good look
hmm
you can roleplay
pretend that she's not a cellmate
but your girlfriend
on a visit
Levwow
getting wild with it
"Oh hello my boyfriend, I am just here of my own free will"
Lev"I am very much not forced to be here by government regulations"