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Carl

loud.

but he's very quiet and she's very loud
Carlthat's most couples i think... Not necessarily loud. But if someone is loud. It's probably the girl
wow ok
CarlWhat ...? Am i not correct
maybe we are loud because y'all don't LISTEN

folf.

CarlI'm being nitpicky but is this page just supposed to be picture above the folf
above the what?
CarlLol fold
I still don't understand
CarlWhen i load page i see only picture
No title
Feel weird i do with no title
oh yeah you're right, I should add one
good point
CarlThis conversation is also undercutting your communications expert point
sorry carl but this is all on you
like I pride myself on being able to see through people's typos
but I am working within the constraints of a mortal mind

taiki.

CarlDon't encourage
My addictions
but it's ice cream seasons
CarlShhh
I don't want to hear it
next time you feel like eating ice cream
just watch jury duty instead
CarlFair enough
Have you seen beef
yes
it very good
CarlWhat about our flag means death
I tried
I loved the premise but I guess taiki wamaiki is not my guy

vacation.

CarlBut I gotta finish before vacation renn
oh yeah you guys are going on a vacation together soon, right?
CarlWe'll see
noooo you have to gooo
who works that hard in august anyways
all the packages are on holiday
CarlCause we freeze our code before holidays
So you get things done by September for December
we do the same with all the hungry people

I want to come

CarlI want to come
Europe won't let me in
what if you tell the border guys that I invited you and that I vouch for you
but then you have to promise me not to commit crimes
so that I'm not embarrassed
CarlI wouldn't commit crimes. That wouldn't be fun.
Man i was going for sarcastic but just ended up earnest
in american they say 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time'
but in russian we just say 'don't do the crime'
because nothing rhymes with преступление

smort dog.

CarlOnly cute dogs can stop me
Why she look away
she wants to protect her privacy
smart dog
CarlShe is smort. She don't fall for no trucks
what about semi-trucks
does she only kinda fall for those

bezos chant.

let's take down jeff bezos' oppressive regime together
CarlI'm sleepy
nooo comrade, we will sleep when the power is brought back to the proletariat
CarlThe dream is done renn. The capitalists have taken the tennis courts. All we have is the corners and the mixed tapes.
oh no amazon has broken your spirit
was it worth it carl
to sell your soul for those benjamins
what are you spending all that money on anyways
CarlSpirit? What spirit? There was no Carl before this. Bozos for Bezos.
hahahah oh man is that your team's monday morning chant
CarlThe whole thing goes
"Bozos for Bezos
We believe in the man
May corporate souls save us
We do what we can
All hail to spreadsheets
And Meetings and teams
All hail to Bezos
And goodbye to dreams"

Lol at least I learned one thing from that drake course

CarlLol at least I learned one thing from that drake course
did you take a course on the rapper drake
Drake the type of dude to eat a fish in one bite and then pull the skeleton out of his mouth while holding onto the tail
CarlI don't know what to do with this information. But I would buy a ticket to that concert
you've been brainwashed by your drake course
CarlGood morning. Would you like to hear about our Lord and savior drake the fish king
how is he the fish king if he eats the fish
CarlA reading from the book of Salmon 3:4
"And there will come a sign unto the world. A man, 6" with hair of black will step onto the stage. And you will know it is he who is the lord of the fish and inheritor of the kingdom of lakes and what not. For he will taketh the fish and consume it whole, holding but the tail. When you seeth the whites of the fishes bones you will see your salvation"