bezos chant.

let's take down jeff bezos' oppressive regime together
CarlI'm sleepy
nooo comrade, we will sleep when the power is brought back to the proletariat
CarlThe dream is done renn. The capitalists have taken the tennis courts. All we have is the corners and the mixed tapes.
oh no amazon has broken your spirit
was it worth it carl
to sell your soul for those benjamins
what are you spending all that money on anyways
CarlSpirit? What spirit? There was no Carl before this. Bozos for Bezos.
hahahah oh man is that your team's monday morning chant
CarlThe whole thing goes
"Bozos for Bezos
We believe in the man
May corporate souls save us
We do what we can
All hail to spreadsheets
And Meetings and teams
All hail to Bezos
And goodbye to dreams"