pilot.
Lev"hey this ship is gonna break apart any second so instead we're just gonna have a very violent descent into atmosphere that sounds like the right thing to do eh?"
okiedokie peeps I'm your pilot for the day
don't worry, I've read the Wikipedia article on what to do
so you're in good hands
Lev"Well, I read the summary paragraph at the top"
"But I went to all the blue links and everything"
blue links for blue skies I always say
hahahaah just a bit f pilot humor for ya there