Please do not have sex with your barber

2 Jan 2020 · via tumblr

It’s already been established that he doesn’t like you

Based on your last haircut

LevHe gave me that haircut

While

We were having sex

“I will make him suffer as much as he’s making me suffer”

Or, or

“I can’t be the only one to hate themselves after this”

LevYou know

These words wouldn't hurt so much

If they weren't the same ones that my girlfriend whispers after we do it

There is nothing as fragile as a man's dongego

Yours maybe

Everything is hurtful when the pp smol