leatherbound dick.
KabirListen here, children, you all gather 'round
to listen to the history of one man's frown--
to listen to the history of one man's frown--
it's a tale of hardship, and it might make you sick--
It's the terrible story, of Leatherbound Dick
It's the terrible story, of Leatherbound Dick
y'see there once was a guy, who was lookin' to fuck
and he swam and he combed through the internet's muck
he found several above a 7 of 10
and he invited a few back to his den
and he swam and he combed through the internet's muck
he found several above a 7 of 10
and he invited a few back to his den
And one particular night it had gotten quite steamy,
the music and light through the windows were dreamy
The lights were turned off and the bedcovers thrown
to better be able to help this girl moan--
the music and light through the windows were dreamy
The lights were turned off and the bedcovers thrown
to better be able to help this girl moan--
That's when she slipped down from the cool of the sheets
to kneel on the carpeted floor on her knees
and with tongue and a flick and two lips and two hands,
she went right at work to pleasure this man
to kneel on the carpeted floor on her knees
and with tongue and a flick and two lips and two hands,
she went right at work to pleasure this man
But she couldnt.
No matter what happened, this Richard stayed silent
at half past the hour frustrations grew violent
there was nothing to do--there was no pleasing this prick
and such was the tale, of Leatherbound Dick.
No matter what happened, this Richard stayed silent
at half past the hour frustrations grew violent
there was nothing to do--there was no pleasing this prick
and such was the tale, of Leatherbound Dick.
*curtain*