the disadvantage of us videochatting

12 Nov 2019 · via tumblr

besides me having to look at your face

is that I can't get extracts for puntimes

I could transcribe something

but that might be too gay even for me

LevI dunno

Youre pretty gay

I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body

Levpilot her like she's a transformer

I've been doing that for 28 years

trying to fold myself into a mazda

although maybe a trash can is much more on-brand for me