fag.
we went to this swanky bar
and I hadn't eaten all day
so I guess I was model drunk
had cherry beer like a little gay bitch
Levoh god
that's the castrated testicles of alcohol
;/
LevI kid, I've drunk strawberry cider before
so I guess I am in no position to talk
HAHAHHAAHAH
WHAT ARE YOU, A FAAAAAG
YOU NEED SOME SWEETNESS IN YOUR BOOZE, YOU FAIRY?
why don't you just give up and order a cosmopolitan next time, you're not fooling anyone
Levhey
I won't let you use my choice in drinks to make me feel effeminate
I already have plenty of other things making me effeminate
much better things
like enjoying cuddling
or the presence of a dick
Levor quiche
I fucking love quiche
in fact, I'm going to go have some quiche for lunch
because I'm a lady
and I can
Levenjoy fagging it up at the faggatorium