I would have ugly children

30 Aug 2016 · via tumblr

LevI would have ugly children

so that they would grow up knowing they could have been beautiful

but I'm the goddamn boss of this house you little shits

hahah I was telling the same thing to my friends

also I remember one time when I was 6 I had the courage to ask my mom for ice cream with no occasion

and she said yes

I think that was the happiest moment of my childhood

if my children ask for ice cream I will ground them

so that they know they can't initiate their own happiness