toilet.

but my friend told me that I must have really fucked him up
Levyou want me to tell you something that'll def fuck you up?
yes yes yes
Levi had the bidet turned on for a non insignificant part of this convo
man
you never have anything spicy for me
also you overestimate your asshole's influence on my life
you've been texting me from a toilet for 10 years
Levye but i didnt have a bidet before
now every time I get off the toilet I have to say "and I bidet good day to you too"
it's really not necessary
Levthat's where you are categorically wrong
I'm really discouraged to give the spicy when you respond like this
Levyou love it
you've brought this conversation to a stop
you have
flushed it down the drain
toilet
goddamn it