lawers.
I did it
I'm officially
too cool for school
aw man, I just now realized I should have said that at graduation
I'll say it when I get my master's
Levlet's not lie to ourselves
you'll forget again
and then two years after your graduation you'll be taking a shower
and just yell "FUCK!"
I'll just say it there
to no one
Levare you calling me no one?
are you saying you'll be in the shower with me when I remember to say it?
LevI read there as here
sure you did
pervert
LevWhen I said my clones were keeping surveillance
I meant they were keeping really good surveillance
making sure my good jokes are heard by someone other than me
how sweet of you
LevSee? Why do none of the other women I do this to realize that it's a gesture of kindness?
It's all "sexual harassment this" and sexual harassment that" and "I swear judge, 'I use Pantene' sounded like 'I'm over seventeen' to me"
how is it sexual harassment if they're just sitting quietly in the corner?
sure, sometimes there's heavy breathing involved, but since when is breathing a crime?
someone should stand up for those clones' rights
Levand then they're all like "well heavy breathing into someone's vagina IS a crime"
and I'm all like "well okay then next time I'll hold my breath"
"alls I'm saying is, a little heads up would be nice"
Levman, fuck stefan
we should have been lawyers
seriously
I would look so good with a suitcase
I'd keep starbursts in it