office maid.
I kept thinking last week that I'd come back to 744 emails of my bosses complaining that I'm not there
Bit I'm a lot less important than I think I am
LevAre you sure they know you work there?
They may think I'm the maid
Because pretty much all day I'm either in the kitchen or the toilet
LevMaids don't leave rooms more dirty
I am marking my territory
LevEveryone says please stop
Anyone who has a problem with me can see me in my toilet-lair