Why are you so mean to me
Why are you so mean to me
Is it because I called you out on your cuteness before
LevI need to project a gruff outer shell
Because I never emotionally matured
That’s where I come in
With endless affection
And no shame
LevPlease put your pants back on, this is a kindergarten
What are you doing in a kindergarten
Let’s both just leave
LevThis is where I take classes
Yeah, potty training is a tricky business
Need to take APs on that
LevMy teacher said I have a college pooping level
Chemical toilet accidents are not college pooping level
LevTell that to the sulfur burns on my ass
Your ass and I are not on speaking terms