lev-man.
LevThere's so much traction my ass has fused to the bed
Even if you get the rest of me off
You will sleep on a hybrid bed of my ass cells
meh
I've slept on our shitty brothel couch in the loft
I'll just put a towel on
LevDamn
My plan is in ruins
Unless I fuse my ass with all the towels
you've chosen a weird superpower
LevIt's the only one you didn't have to work hard for
That was my original supedpower
Lack of motivation
"Lev-man, this gorilla is destroying the city!"
"I've been sitting on the edge of my bed in a towel for 45 minutes"