don't pretend that you're high society just cause you don't
don't pretend that you're high society just cause you don't stuff sour patch kids in your pants
it is the superior way to consume them
Levyou know as a kid I dreamt of being in the upper crust of society
and here I am
bound by the etiquette of sour patch kid consumption
with the rest of the plebs
I can put in a good word for you
at the bi-monthly Upper Crust meetings
Levpshh
like they'd listen to the maid
no no I get a say
when it's my turn to hold the goat's head
Levwhat are they doing to the goat
no, it's like a decapitated goat's head
like in lord of the flies
but a goat instead of the conch
don't ruin my joke
LevI was trying to steer it towards bestiality
no we're doing literary references
I thought you wanted to be an upper crust person
Levall the books I read are about bestiality
I'm telling you
moby's dick is not the real book