regional manager.

16 Jan 2014 · via tumblr

LevJesus is lord

But not very good at voip

Or network protocols

blasphemy!

I'm gonna tell on you when I go to heaven

LevHah

Like they would let you in

pshh

they'd make me regional manager of heaven

as soon as I get there

LevRegional manager of the sanitation department maybe

still, manager of heaven

is not too bad

I'd like to put that on a card

Lev"I know my shit"

but it's heavenly shit

so it probably feels and smells like roses

LevWould you say

It is holy shit?

way to reach for the lowest hanging fruit, lev

that joke was easy

and so are you

slut

Lev:c

I am just sexually liberated?

just wait until someone liberates an STD on your loins

LevNo renn

I am the one that liberates the stds

they call you the Liberator

ew, lev

and you act all high and mighty about my managererial position

LevHey now. At least I get laid. Nobody wants to sleep with a traffic cop for feces.

you don't KNOW