Lev, just eat a goddamn vegetable

Lev, just eat a goddamn vegetable
Levwhat, like...something from the ground?
where animals shit?
sorry, I'm trying to be healthy
the food you eat can literally give 50 elephants cancer
Levwell
somebody has to suffer for my eating habits
it's like the Picture of Dorian Gray, but instead of a picture, it's 50 elephants, and instead of aging, it's cancers