driers.

LevI do have a thing for driers
they are sexy beasts
LevThose spinny hot air sluts
oh
in my head, the dryer has a masculine energy
Lev1. Dudes can be sluts too
2. A drier is literally a cavernous opening you insert things into
1. dudes have holes too
2. there's plenty of women in real life who are enjoying dryers
LevTouché
...
Yeah I don't have a solid comeback
Point conceded
I'm gay for driers