farts.
my couch is 89% farts after your visit
I'm scared to make sudden movements on it
lest they be released
Levit's like with global warming
how a small temp change can release all the c02
causing more heat
causing more co2 release
but it's farts
coincidentally
also a greenhouse gas
things ain't lookin good for me in the next two months
maybe the answer is more plants
ugh, what am I saying
of course the answer is more plants