sanity.
wait this doesn't look like a cute bird
Levrude
I call it like I see it
this just some common bitch
Levfigured you'd relate
I gotta be honest, I relate more to that armchair
both for its fabulousness and its mass
Levwide betch beth
is what i assume its name is
what a bosass betch
I think it's better to start anthropomorphising the furniture right away
lose all pretence of sanity
Levslow your roll
its our first day of quarantine
why postpone the inevitable
Levto keep that electric moment right before you and the furniture both admit your steadily declining mental health
at least you have your girlfriend
I will be alone
even less time to lose
I'll start addressing the toaster by his last name right as I walk in the door