clones.

the weirdest thing keeps happening to me these days
I keep seeing people that look exactly like you
so much that I'll be talking to someone
and I see some curly-haired asshole
and I'll forget what I was saying
LevI've been cloning myself
and spreading my copies around bulgaria to disrupt your daily life
oh no
what a needlessly complicated plan to mildly confuse me
Levalso steal your social security number
but then I realized they don't have those in bulgaria
so...shit
quite the mastermind you are