yelp reviews.

30 Apr 2019 · via tumblr

but I like to think I literally fucked their brains away

I’m very good

Levhave you been reading your yelp reviews again?

you always get big headed after you do that

but you pay an ad agency to write good reviews for you

ain’t no yelp for my services friendo

only word of mouth

LevThis aint the 80s

You can't run a business off of word out mouth and cocaine anymore

Gotta do that digital advertising

All I’m saying is

Did you need advertising to know that Led Zeppelin or sushi was good

LevThe only thing you and sushi have in common is the taste of tuna