new york new years eve.
LevWe followed the trials of an incredibly drunk man trying to get a pizza
KabirThe guy wasn't just drunk
He was also hungry
KabirHe was either on something else or he was a clinical moron
Levas he infringed on the personal space of every human being in the tri-state area
Why did you follow him?
morbid curiosity?
LevWe just happened to be at the same pizza place
How hard can it be to get a pizza if you’re already at the pizza place
KabirDifficult if you've been caught trying to brazenly just steal boxes of pizza
LevApparently it can be sisyphean
Did he manage at the end
Kabirjust barely
LevWhen he finally got the pizza he took a bite and immediately spit it out
In front of the woman whose drink he had just knocked over