car lover.
well no you don't want me to fuck my car
so you're phobic
you're a hater
Levlike I don't actively want you to
but I'm not against it
I'm just saying it's up to the car
how does a car give consent
Levvroom vroom noises
what even is this conversation
Levyou wanted a goddamn book club
this is the book club
where's the book part
LevI don't know man someone's probably written the book on how to fuck your car
I know exactly who
LevI do not enjoy this
did they fucking blur the plates on the car
like they're protecting its identity