loud.
but he's very quiet and she's very loud
Carlthat's most couples i think... Not necessarily loud. But if someone is loud. It's probably the girl
wow ok
CarlWhat ...? Am i not correct
maybe we are loud because y'all don't LISTEN
mycology.
dinner was great, he liked my friends a lot
and was very impressed by their cool stories
Levwhat cool stories did they have
Jess and I talked about mycology a lot
Levtlou really opened you up to a world eh?
pshh
I knew about mycology long before that
and I talked to you about it
apparently it fell on deaf ears
Levoh yeah?
name three mushrooms
I'm not dignifying that with a response
Levbut we still talked about mycology after tlou
yeah but it didn't open me up
Levwhat did
nothing
everything is still closed
so as not to let the pores in
Levdo you mean spores
um
shut up
book.
whats my favourite book
LevI think it's one of the russian ones
master and the margarita?
nope
I've never read it
I've read very little russian literature
Levcause your brain small
maybe reading is just dumb
Levok I give up
hitchhikiers guide
Levoh noooooo
I thought it was gonna be harry potter
you really think I'm barely cognisant don't you
Levnext
harry potter
like I read a book every 11 years or something
Levok ok
I'll have you know I thought the harry potter books were derivative
and cheugy
Levderivative of what
of other books
Levcause they had pages?
folf.
CarlI'm being nitpicky but is this page just supposed to be picture above the folf
above the what?
CarlLol fold
I still don't understand
CarlWhen i load page i see only picture
No title
Feel weird i do with no title
oh yeah you're right, I should add one
good point
CarlThis conversation is also undercutting your communications expert point
sorry carl but this is all on you
like I pride myself on being able to see through people's typos
but I am working within the constraints of a mortal mind
taiki.
CarlDon't encourage
My addictions
but it's ice cream seasons
CarlShhh
I don't want to hear it
next time you feel like eating ice cream
just watch jury duty instead
CarlFair enough
Have you seen beef
yes
it very good
CarlWhat about our flag means death
I tried
I loved the premise but I guess taiki wamaiki is not my guy
basic bureaucracy.
Levoh I can only imagine what an absolute sploosh it would be for you
if you had some problem with the bank
and the partner calls in to fix it
and gets increasingly more frustrated and mad at the person on the other end of the line
it's just unfortunate that the person you're calling is never the person whose fault it is
and rather it's an amorphous badly oiled system
where you can't pinpoint the one person to let out your indignant frustration on
oh my god if that ever happened he would receive a full weekend of the wildest shit he can think to ask of
and some wild shit that he ain't ever heard of
LevI guess you'll have to get more banking problems
it can work for any other issue
gym memberships
retail returns
post office waiting times
(I had to wait at the post office the other day and I did not like it)
Levinteract with basic bureaucracy any % speedrun (very hard you are renn)
gender campaign.
Levand the work stuff?
why so intense
cause of women's day
and I'm in charge of the gender campaign
so we had a lot of stuff at once
and the new director of WFP is a woman so there was lots of pressure
but it all turned out okay
Levyay
but I was working until midnight every day
Levkillin it
its the hustle
it may have been womens day but you became a sigma male
those females better be thankful
sima.
Levthe tiktok you sent still hasnt loaded
I don't know man
Levbut do you know gregory
he was free from a trash can
just like sima
Levsima is a fancy cat
she came from a recycling bin
ice creaming.
I'm walking and texting
Levim meeting and texting
im done meeting and texting
i now want to be eating and texting
I'm ice creaming
Levi dont like any of those flavours
You crazy
The milk chocolate slaps hard
Levgive me some coconut up in this shit
or lychee
Just like nonna used to make
hot takes.
Levgive me hot takes on The Menu
I'm reading reddit's
is that what you're doing?
while I'm sending you sweet messages
you're just reading reddit
this is a bad habit you have
form your own opinion first
Leveveryone is saying this is a refreshing spin on the classic film ratatouille
also sweet messages
you sent one message
apropos of nothing
i'm about to apropos out of this conversation
Levthat's not how that word works
we're supposed to have the discussion first
and read later
instead I am being ignored
in favour of your reddit friends who compared it to ratatouille
revolutionary
Levyou sound like those comedians with a netflix special
talking about getting cancelled
while I coddle your every stupid little thought
birthday.
ehhh we'll see
it'll be ok if you're too busy
but also I will throw a tantrum
especially if you don't give me enough attention on my birthday
Levyou'll get you'll get
and like
20% of a birthday drawing
you better make it up to me with other things
Levbro I'm working so hard on it
i know you are
that's ok, I understand if it's not ready in time
mine wasn't either
but I do need other things to make up for it
attention
words of affirmation
and a blood oath
of everlasting friendship
Levoccay
standard birthday month shit
bday again.
Levhow was the bday
It was fun enough
I went there, made everyone laugh at least five times, and then I went home
Levquota fulfilled
precendence.
to sum up
cartly is forgettable, shani is in rome, and if you ever forget to send me a text to wake up to I will lose my entire shit
Levlol
cmoooon
you come on
LevI am not agreeing to this precedence
I googled what does precendence is and I still don't get it
I think you mean a set of rules
Levprobably because I meant precedent
and that's fine, you can not agree
but I will be sad
Lev:c
this is emotional blackmail
I'm sorry but women don't go back in lifestyle
I am used to a certain standard now
Levwell I don't know what to tell you
this is how you get low quality mass produced gm messages
I guess it just means that once I'm not around to provide quips
I'm just completely out of your mind
I cease to exist as a part of your life
and you have nothing to tell me
and nothing to share
Levwhen you woke up this morning
did you have to choose
between fuckin up my day or punching a stranger
or did it come naturally
when it comes to fuckin up your day
I don't even have an alternative
bartender.
Levare you at the resto?
Not yet, I'm still having drinks
Got chatty with the bartender
Levriled
It's a girl bartender
Levturned on
men are pigs
worst timeline.
harry potter's spinoff play is about going back in time and causing an alternative timeline
the thing is that if you believe there are an infinite number of timelines
any story that is about going back in time and discovering that you're only making things worse by changing stuff
isn't really about how they are living in the best timeline
it's about their failure to find the good one
Levright? I agree
just keep trying
fuck over all your clones
do better
some people don't believe in multiverse theory
but to them I say 'live a little'
'what are you, my mom?'
cmon
Lev'go home, nerd'