home is awesome.

AsadRennnnnnnn
Are you back homeeeeee?
yess
and it's oh so awesome
I had cheesecake for dinner and haven't gotten up from bed since I came here

hilarious.

I was in a TV studio cause it's a part of my curriculum, apparently
Levwere you not in the car during the crash?
oh god, they're not putting you on TV are they? Did they not see the ring?
nope, we were waiting for the guy to bring the car around
and you're hilarious

henlay.

KabirAsad
did you take my henlay?
I cant find it
Asadwhats a henlay?
KabirEggs.

harmonica.

Levso tell Stefan to practice his harmonica
because I'm going to need him to blow for me
He's going to have to get really good at blowing
for when I come
jesus, lev
contain your boner

happy again.

KabirAnd Renn--I assume you've already gotten someone to sign you into spotify?
yes, lev did it and I'm happy again
Leva phrase uttered by many a woman
Asadin your dreams
KabirYep, every time you leave

ghost.

Kabirso many elongated vowels
AsadKabir, you hate them, don't youuuuuuuuuuuuu?
KabirIt's like I'm having a conversation with ghosts
Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooOOOooOOOoOOooo
Iiiii aaaaam toooo faaat fooor theeee aaafteeer liiiifie

fuck you, Renn.

Levgood thing I never met them, then
or that'd be pretty sad news
Asadfor them
over such a disappointing failure that you are
KabirYeah
and also how fat
you guyss
can't we just get along?
Levfuck you, Renn

for both things.

KabirI am an assassin
This is my rifle
AsadThis is my gun
KabirThis is for fighting
~This is for fun.
(I'm talking about my penis)
(For both things.)

flong you.

LevRenn, you need to finish John Dies At The End
It's fucking fantastic
Kabirmakes sense that you've finally learned to love JDATE
LevI hate you
so much Kabir
KabirSince
You know
Youre jewish
LevI just....urgh....so..much...I'm going to FLONG YOU

flogged.

And he shall be flogged for this treachery
Asadcan i get in on that flogging? ;)
Ew. No.
Asadi dont know what flogging means exactly
let me google it
OH MY GOD

first name basis.

I don't know, but david seems to like it
Kabirfirst name basis, huh, renn?
seemed appropriate
since I rock his world every night
Kabir: /
His name is Jason

fig.

Kabirguys
I think lev is a fig
he's being overly defensive on their behalf
LevI...why have I had to defend myself not being a fig two times now?
Kabiryer a fig, 'arry
LevNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What have I become?
KabirWell
a fig
I keep telling you this

fb stalking.

Levalso, damn, Vlad is a player
pictures of him intertwined with some saucy ladies keep popping up on my news feed
are you... facebook stalking my brother?
you have an unhealthy obssession, lev
stop it
stop it right now
LevHE'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL IN THE SOUL

fatful.

Kabirfatful,
you are
Levfatful in the heart
seriously, though, I have a cholesterol problem

fat.

LevIt's nice to be appreciated.
Kabirdont get too happy
youre still fat
Asadso fat
Levfat in the pride section of my brain