low effort.
Leveyyy
Kabirboi
low effort
Kabirlow effort
high impact
Levnickname for my penis
well
more of a catchphrase
Kabira nice alternative for two pump chump
LOW EFFORT HIGH IMPACT BAYBEEE
*ejaculates sadly*
hello friend
hello friend
just wanted to let you know
that i feel intense affection for you today for no reason at all
Levaww
very sweet
is it the complete isolation of living in an abandoned hotel
lev
did I fucking stutter
I said for no reason at all
Levno you didnt stutter
I just assume you are an unreliable narrator of your own inland empire
eugenics.
"How not to kill twenty houseplants"
a book I've never read
KabirI guess you were gone for a while
I hate to say it renn, but...
they died of sadness
":c" - 50% of your plants' last words
I managed to propagate a lot of them
soon their babies will replace them
Kabir":c" - your plants in the afterlife, hearing how you're just gonna replace them with their babies
Levthis is eugenics
but instead of breeding for the strongest
you're just breeding for who can numb themselves against the world the best
look at me, I'm Lev
when my friend is doing eugenics
I panik
but when it brings me the modern watermelon
i sleep
baguette.
oh I get it now
Kabirwait do you
no :/
Kabirbecause seemed like the joke was mostly the nonsequiturness
I think Lev wanted to make it a burn
but didn't know how to use the baguette part
Levi know plenty well how to handle a baguette thank you very much
bitch you can handle a breadstick at most
Levgirl you can call me olive garden because the breadsticks are infinite and substandard
you can call me taco bell because one night with me will make you hate yourself all weekend
arson.
arson?
oh, you mean
Crime Brûlée
Levthat's pretty good
gotta admit
couldn't decide if it was funnier with or without the possum
Levpossum is a good add
I feel like a possum makes anything funnier
Levthat's why your sex life is hilarious
I still don't understand what she saw in me, I feel like I w
LevI still don't understand what she saw in me, I feel like I would be the very opposite of her type
maybe she just had shit taste in guys
Levpoor gal
I'm sure she's ok now
Levno renn
i have emotionally crippled every lady I did not hook up with
no I talked to her and she told me that she just recently got over you
Levpshh
she was too cool to be talking to you
I don't know
I was the one hanging out with her crush
Levyeah but that goes back to her bad taste in men
like if the prince asked cinderella to the ball but she was like nah I got a busy evening watching the rats in my kitchen fight over a sausage
bang bus.
Levwhen your mom does a bang bus episode everyone on the bus joins in
AsadWhen your mom does bang bus, the title is the plot
Kabirwhat
the title is the plot regardless of who is on the bang bus
hahahaha
Kabirsetting and premise in one phrase
setting: bus
premise: you bang on the bus
bang bus
AsadAntagonist: bus
Kabirprotagonist: bang
AsadPremise: his mom bangs bus
einstein.
Levanyways einstein slept with his cousin and had a poop fetish
mans got down
ehh pobody's nerfect
Levoh nvm
no poop fetish
just cousin fucking
yes we talked about that yesterday
we figured he had to come up with something to overshadow the cousin fucking
so that's why he came up with the theory of relativity
Levmore like the theory of relative's titties
amirite?
ye u rite
apple bottom.
What do you think Apple Bottom Jeans are
Levapple bottom jeans are things that go with
the boots with the furrrrr
and make the whole club be looking at herrrr
I tell you what
The whole club might be looking at her
But not me
That just sounds like a terrible outfit
Kabiryea
unless she got a butt that slaps I guess
I think it’s implied it does indeed slap
KabirBut idk your scenario I think was equally hilarious to me though renn
Apple butt?
🍎
That but either belongs to someone born with just one leg
or like a mermaid
Nah man
An Apple butt is tight and supple
Kabir🍑= normal 2 leg human
🍎 = crackless monstrosity
well, let's be honest
well, let's be honest
the man is not made of stone
and as has been established by all of you,
I am a grade-A hottie
Levit seems his ego being stroked was the wrong one to worry about
well everyone is getting these little ego boosts
why not me too
#MeTooPlease
bants.
you are funnier than I am
LevI don't know if that's true
you had some bangers in barbados
and I was feeling rather unfunny for most of it
the rule is about what I think
not the objective truth
Levalright fair enough
i didn't have bangers
what are you talking about
Levor maybe it's cause ya'll didn't appreciate my fucking a++ puns
I remember some quality bants
I don't remember what it was
listen, you know I'm not your audience for puns
I don't find them nearly as delightful as everyone else
Levnobody finds them delightful renn
they only find them bearable
web show.
Levi probably thought of it on account of all the webcams i have in your house
you should tell me where they are
if you want them back
i'm moving out in two weeks
Levnah its ok I am curious who will move in next
it'll be like when the new season of a show has a complete cast change
hope they improve the writing at least
season 1 had terrible character development
Levit got pretty good when that one character cameod last year
but it was pretty dead after that
yeah they were jumping the shark with that one already
Levprovided the fan service tho
american visa.
oh my god bro
i've literally never done so much work to go to a country
they're asking me for all the places i've worked and studied
and all the countries i've been to in the last 5 years
like what
Levthats cause youre applying to go to the greatest country in the world
doubt
Levwhy else would it be so hard to get in
I'm done
I only need to upload a decent photo
And hide the evidence of all my human trafficking
Levgetting the visa truly is impossible
cool things.
i want the new mac mini with the m1 chip
Levi hear its good
i hear that too
and I want to do after effects things
Levwhat things
not sure yet
special effects things
Levalright you keep your secrets
i just literally don't know yet
i just see cool things and i try to copy them
Levsame
but for like
my personality
true love.
Levhow dare you ditch our solo trip for a fling
even hypothetically
i would never
only for true love
Levor a villa
or like non-true love but with a cottage
I will have to play it by ear
Levor like pretty dang close to real love and a storage unit
can we get once in a lifetime kind of love and no storage unit
we have no things to put in it
Levno for that you have to get him a storage unit
this relationship is sounding very transactional
Levyou're actually just talking to a real estate agent
but daddy i love him!
Levhe's an automated phone machine
I'll die before I see you date one of those