pronce.
We’re watching Pronce of Egypt
LevPRONCE
i will die for you my mojesty
Hahaha
Deliver us, Mosos
Levpart the rod sea
thats what you have to do at a club full of thirsty dudes
ok I'm off to the airport
ok I'm off to the airport
Levhave fun
wear the kn95 mask I got you
awww
Levwhat
That was very sweet
You got me masks
Levyes the bare minimum sweetness of not wanting you to die
the bar for this friendship is on the floor
my mom demands your blinni recipe
Levmy mom demands your blinni recipe
Lol she hasn’t even tried them
Levyeah but she curious
I have ascended beyond recipes
Levor even choosing ingredients
I just start with an egg and see where my talent takes me
Levyou close your eyes and hope for the best
Ingredients shmengrients
Who needs em
Levwe do
for eating
we eat the ingredients
Is my dick an ingredient
Cause you can eat it
I realize that ‘eat my dick’ is not an expression but roll with me please
Levit absolutely is
Am I using it right
Levyes
but
quite unsatisfying as an ingredient
Alas, it must be done
room service.
it finally happened
I ordered the same meal for room service so much
that tonight I didn't have to give the guy my room number, he knew it was me
I wish the meal was at least something classy
but it was chicken nuggets :/
naked attraction.
Levrenn
there is a german naked attraction
woooooo
I will translate for everyone
Kabirthe language of nudity and slight arousal is universal
I cannot emphasise enough how asexual this show feels
Levyeah its amazing how effectively it removes any possibility of a boner
moccasins.
Levwhy didn't you drive your own car?
Kabirthe drive to Oakland is one I've done so many times
it's so boring that my subconscious would ask for death
wow getting an uber to a place cause you're too bored to drive is a different kind of bougie
Kabirit wasn't just because I was bored
it's because I had misplaced my driving moccasins as well
Levwhy didn't you ask your valet to find them for you?
KabirI did, but he failed
he has since been terminated
just go to the mocacasin concierge
Levjust ask your emergency cordwainer to make a new pair, no?
Kabirobviously but the man can only work so fast
I should have a new pair in time for my travels
maebs.
sleep sleep
so you have energy for all the show watching later
Levmaebs
i don't like this lukewarm response
maybe I'll be the one maebsing you later
Levbitch its 4 am
i am lukewarm awake at best
you cant maebs out of malice
only apathy
wow, okay
I see how it is
Levits not in the maebs spirit othwerwise
I can be apathetic too
Levyou forgot the space after the a
boob out.
did I have one boob out all the time
no i didn't
i was checking
Levlike in the dream
or life
life
Levoh i dunno
ive only known you for a third of it
cant really say what you were doing before
i didn't have boobs before
Levoh is it cause you kept leaving them out and they got stolen
like your bikes
BIKES
no i never left my boobs out
i love them
they're my stressball of solace in dark times
world cold and hard, tiddy warm and soft
tiktok.
I should have my own tiktok
Levwith that side part it better be the tik tok equicavalent of an oldies station
you never support my creative endeavors
you are bringing me down with your millennial energy
Levyou should write that on a post it and stick it to your side part
middle parts 👏 don't 👏 fit 👏 my 👏 bone 👏 structure
Levyeah cause you got old bones
You are right behind me in this race to the grave
so I wouldn't get too cocky
Levhey, finally a marathon you CAN win
piece of shit.
should I cook a meal like a grown ass woman or should I order fried chicken like a piece of shit
Levpiece of shit
piece of shit
piece of shit
should it maybe be sushi so I can pretend that it's healthy?
Levpiece of shit
piece of shit
piece of shit
hmmm
Levi am typing all these out
no copy paste
respect the chant
ok im done
but haven’t ordered food yet
Levpiece of shit
piece of shit
piece of shit
hopefully this doesn't give you a complex or anything
i think this has hit a point where it's less about encouraging me to indulge
and more about you enjoying calling me a piece of shit
dum.
thanks
i was starting to believe it
Levthat's cause you dum
no u
LevI think you will find
that in fact
no
u
but look in this box
|_|
look look
Levit's empty
is it your brain box
look again
Levoh wait no
I was mistaken
it's full
it's overflowing
it's full of dum dum
this is a doggy fannypack
this is a doggy fannypack
i don't know if your mom can get cooler than this
Levexcuse me my moms coolness is unbounded
truedat
especially if we put your dog who is much cuter than this garbage dog
Levtruly this dog looks like the skyrim character creation screen of dogs
i assume that if I had ever played skyrim I would be chuckling
Levprolly not
:c
Levif you wanted to chuckle you should have made a funny friend instead of a cool one
i have both
one day you will meet them
Levhopefully one day you will meet them too
comedy.
i can't believe you've done this
LevI heard that so clearly in your weird played up accent you use for that phrase
i had to keep playing it up because no one ever acknowledged that it was from the video
Levbut you played up the tommy wisseu accent for some reason
instead of the english accent
it's called _comedy_
LevI hope one day _comedy_ answers that call
hello, _comedy_?
please pick up
i been calling for 15 years
Lev_this number has been disconnected_
damn
You can’t make garbage jokes anymore
You can’t make garbage jokes anymore
Do you want to know why
Levwhy
Because today I came home from a trip
And I unpacked my suitcase
Instead of hopping over it for two weeks
What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together
new years eve.
Levare yall doing midnight on the beach?
Kabircurfew
Levoh shit ye
thats good for me so i can call in
wwwww you misss usssss
Kabiraw you miss
me
specifically
admit it to yourself lev
Levaww you miss
me
with that shit