if you were a city, you would beeeee
Probably Dublin
It’s not overwhelming and flashy but it has a lot going on
It doesn’t have the pretentiousness of other capitols
But I've never not had an amazing time there
LevI think you'd probably be...
Madrid?
because I've seen you there
Wow
I give you this beautiful analogy and thoughtful answer
And you give me this
I am Bobo the Fool
Levalso it was a fun time
Try again
Levyou'd be philly
cause you always trying to pick a fight
Levi dunno man
when i do crack i find myself not needing your company
coincidence or is it that ive just found elsewhere for my fix?
but you never do crack
you're saying that you never not need my company
Levyou dont know what my life is like in philly
ive changed
i say jawn
i do crack
do crack in front of me right now
do one crack to prove
Levi dont have any on me
do a crack
Levthats why im talking to you
oof
Levor else id be doing a crack
did they reject your applications
Levnah just no replies
write me an application
I will reply to you
Levtbh they've all been along the lines of
pls can have dog?
I mean
what else needs to be said
Levaddress
i live in belgium
did you see Good Time
it wasn't about pilots but still
Levmy messanger has given up on notifications it seems
no i did not
I just thought you didn't care about my messages
Levboth can be true
nice joke bro now I'm insecure
I think I want to be ravenclaw
but I'd be hufflepuff
Levwhat was hufflepuff thing?
were they the creative types?
Hufflepuff values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty.
Leveh
I think you'd be in Aught
what that is
Levthe Outhouse
cause you look in the mirror and you are toilet
Levwhere you can get dog
I think you start with looking at the websites of local shelters
and fb groups
Levdoes craigslist count?
goddamn craigslist always reminds me that i live in a social bubble of people that can express full cogent thoughts
Kabirtalking to Lev
about how they haven't hit up the bars/clubs yet
and will wait for us
you ready to Bring It
bruh I am physically incapable of not Bringing It
sometimes, I try to leave It at home
but, alas, I still Bring It
Kabirit's true I have borne witness to you having brought it
Kabiryou could just also quarantine with us
Levno thanks
would have to jam thay fucking stick in my nose again
not worth
rude
Kabirlol renn get a load of this guy, doesn't even appreciate a good stick up the nose
what a square
Dude I’ve gotten 4 tests in the past 2 weeks
If you can’t take a stick up the nose for our friendship
Then what kind of friend are u
Levdont you be pretending you got those sticks in your nose for me
Boi
I’d take a stick up the anything
Levthats just your saturday night entertainment
I wish
I been single for too long
I don’t think Kabir would make for a good lead in the next Jurassic park movie
Levy
Kabirbecause I'm not a pratt
Levyou know you damn well are
damn it
you missed the chance
Now I gotta come up with something else
KabirI missed the chance at what
dunking on your set-up like michael jordan?
Levman i am being overwhelmed by the chemistry yall have as a comedy duo
I wish we had an instrument we could bring along
2 days of jamming in quarantine
KabirI'll bring my tiny keyboard thing
but
it's like 1.5 octaves
can we postmate a ukulele
so we can play all the adventure time songs
Kabirwe can levmate whatever we like
Levthe horses were very tame
I hope they're being treated well
Levye hes like this rasta dude that lives with his horses
one of them got hit by a car the day before we got there
and he seemed pretty broken up about it
yeah but did you ask the horses
if they were okay
Levyou know what
i did
but they said neigh
so maybe not
Levyeah i know you did your due diligence
so im not mad at you, i just disagree which leaves me in a weird spot
the only solution to which is making little snipes
I don't want it to fester for three weeks
and marinate like a disappointment pickle
Levhow did you know annabelles nickname for my penis?
Kabirhm let's try an exercise
when I say b
you say
de
b
d
oh oops
Kabirbro
my multitasking abilities are enviable
Levand also doubtful
bruh
you have seen me in my element
making panguscakes, playing videogames, watching jurassic park + smashing the patriarchy
all at the same time
Levbro
I was playing the video game
and lets be honest
doing the heavy lifting on the patriarchy smashing
can't leave a hard job to a woman
how
dare you
I catched us a beautiful dinosaur
Levcatched != got eaten by
also
catched != a real word
well if his mom is a fox then she would be more of a participant rather than a prop
Levi see i see, whereas here asad is a big ol dildo
just like in real life
Levpreach
oof, that doesn't feel nice when he can't read it
Levhahahah
oh no
it feels like it's behind his back
Levput it on puntimes
so its in front of his back
in front of his back is still behind him, no?
Levso both behind and in front of his back is behind him
does this man have a mobius spine