Levannabelle just blew my mind
she was like
why does amazon name all their shit with fire iconography
like the kindle
and the amazon fire
isn't the amazon something were supposed to want to not be on fire
wtf amazon
annabelle is already miles ahead of amazon's PR team
although I have to be honest
Amazon Biodiversity Preservation doesn't have the same ring to it
wait this doesn't look like a cute bird
Levrude
I call it like I see it
this just some common bitch
Levfigured you'd relate
I gotta be honest, I relate more to that armchair
both for its fabulousness and its mass
Levwide betch beth
is what i assume its name is
what a bosass betch
I think it's better to start anthropomorphising the furniture right away
lose all pretence of sanity
Levslow your roll
its our first day of quarantine
why postpone the inevitable
Levto keep that electric moment right before you and the furniture both admit your steadily declining mental health
at least you have your girlfriend
I will be alone
even less time to lose
I'll start addressing the toaster by his last name right as I walk in the door
Levlook
this is the thiccest seal you will ever see
KabirWhat a giant fuckin lad
reminds me of that futurama episode
where everyone is seals
and bender is the chad seal
Levthat's how I feel on the inside
Kabirlike a seal megachad?
where are all your seal hoes, megachad?
Levmy seal hoes
are you guys
the seal hoes were the friends we made along the way
Kabirrenn your party playlist on spotify is pretty good
and yet not in our main playlist mine lass
I save the best songs for myself
Kabiryou greedy sonic dragon
it would be fun to spend your birthday quarantined
you order in, watch cartoons all day
Levin a government holding facility
aka jail
what do you want for your birthday
Levwell I'll be in jail with my girlfriend
so I guess a conjugal visit
well
technically, she's your cellmate
you don't need a conjugal visit to fuck your cellmate
Levproblematic
but acceptable
how is it problematic
Levcause now I'm fucking my prison cellmate
which doesn't sound like a good look
hmm
you can roleplay
pretend that she's not a cellmate
but your girlfriend
on a visit
Levwow
getting wild with it
"Oh hello my boyfriend, I am just here of my own free will"
Lev"I am very much not forced to be here by government regulations"
how you have time to write that whole thing
and not comfort me while I'm coming down with the rona
Levwhat are your symptoms anyways?
I just feel sus
she is very welcome
Levdope
she really liked your place last time
and brussels in general
my place will be different now
but brussels will be still very cool
Levwell, same person decorated it
so I assume it will have the same vibe
the vibe is 'what if posion ivy had adhd and also didn't really care about plants all that much'
Lev"what if poison ivy's superpower was being ok at plants?"
Levyou want to watch some shit?
I do wanna watch some shit
spy kids 2
Levoh christ
his name will be mentioned a few times
Levproblematic
as you prefer
Levare there really no other options?
we can
have a conversation
Levoh no
that's even worse
this is just an ideal scenario
the boyfriend is by no means necessary
Sebastian would have to leave after 3 anyways
so we could have our alone chill time
Levthat's enough for a whirlwind romance
three sleepless nights
you know it won't work out in the long run
his abs gallop in his sleep
that's not the kind of man to make a home with
but by god
those three days would be unimaginable
his long haire all the way down to his back
speaking of his back, so strong and able to support you
that weight effortlessly resting on four sturdy hooves
sometimes I feel silly for being vulnerable with you
Lev
Levsebastian is a horse
my friend drops by to have a quick chat and sushi with us
and she skidaddles around 8 so you can have your call
Levshe don't have to skeddaddle
I can have my call in the bathroom or something
and they say robotics jobs aren't glamorous
LevWhat kind of milk you like?
from a cow
Levlike the whole cow
Or just one percent of the cow
take like 3% cow
LevI took a whole cow cause i liked the picture
that's how I make most of my decisions
Levhow do the kids say it nowadays?
big oof
or is that old?
is there a newer one like
that's a fucky wucky!
Nooo
It’s
fuccy wuccy
Levnah b, that would be pronounced fu-chi wu-chi
fukky wukky maybe
We can do it with the Italian spelling
Fucchi wucchi
Levbut then it would be foo-ki wookie
like a horny chewbacca
I see this as an absolute win
Don’t try to make up your own slang
That’s cash money lame
Levaw man I should say cash money things more it's cash money coo
Say a thing now
LevI like going to art museums cause it's cash monet cool
Ok I’ll give you that one
Even though monet is the only artist you know
And that’s only because I took you to that exhibit
LevI know plenty
why don't you gogh fucky wucky yoself
and rembrandt to close the bathroom door when you go for a shitty-ba-titty
Look at the last few lines of text you’ve written
And really think hard about your life
Levboi those lines were pure poetry in motion
but immobile
because they are static texts
but if feels like they're taking you on a journey
Yeah they’re taking me on a journey
Like before you write them I was on my phone
And now I’m gonna go on a journey away from my phone
hahahaha I seriously can't get enough of this meme
lmao americans do be like that
Levwhat u doin americans
the world shall know of mine offspring's peepee
KabirShould've been an "it's a boi" party
as in, it's a
boi why you setting off explosives for something so retarded
it's a
girl you really being a basic bitch and an arsonist rn
LevI think its a great idea
infinite guilt trip potential
"three people died just so we could know your gender and you're eating pizza rolls on a wednesday?"
"make something of yourself brayden"
what do you know of hoots anyways
Levyou have learned of the hoot
but I was born in it
steeped in it
you hoot for pleasure
I hoot for survival
you tire me
Levfor you lack dedication to the hoot
when I grow tired and fear I may break, the great hoot mother whispers in my ear
"it will be owlright"
oh man, that reminds me
Levwhat could this possibly remind you of
