Levsteven strait is what would have happened if jon snow fucked jay baruchel and not daenerys
I mean
I'd watch that show
Levjay baruchel is one of the dragons
but super nerdy
and shit at fire
is this a netflix pitch meeting?
cause ya greenlit
Levthis is the problem with women today
they just blast out these pics of their plants
expecting it to get them something
ain't nobody want pics of a stranger's plant first thing
get to know me
and then maybe I'll ask for plant pictures
yeah I wanna get to know you baby
send me a pic of your plants
Levhow do I know you won't put it up on the internet
or show all your friends
when you have plants, you gotta realise that there’s always a risk
Levyeah but mine's a succulent
it's a high quality plant
very exclusive
it really isn’t
for real, those things pop up just anywhere
i have a succulent and once i just straight up forgot about it for like 4 months
oh, so i guess the analogy is accurate
hello friend, wanna get drunk and get in a fight over nothing with me today?
Levseems like a plan
what nothing would you like to fight over?
I think the best course of action is to start drinking and see where the stupid takes us
Levmeanwhile
its 12 pm and imma nap
so I guess you could say we're both having a pretty wild time
Man all you do is sleep
Levthat's why I'm so beautiful
but also so boring
Levlike a flower
explains why you're so interesting tho
did we just neg each other
Levye definitely
LevI didn't need to see this
you just don't want to admit it
it's ok
I don't judge
Levgirl you need a judge
actually, I’ll send this in the group chat so you can receive it twice
Lev2 months in costa rica
would have been ideal
quarantining in the ocean
I'm not feeling too great about spending an unprecedented pandemic on a continent I've never been to and where I don't speak the language
Levyou speak Spanish
bitch I can't say "is this covered by my insurance" in spanish
Levesta insurado?
NO VIRUSO, NO ES BUENO
Levyo no quiero corona
yo quiero bud light
Levif I stop making off colour unfunny jokes
the terrorists win
you are a hero among men
Levstemming the house of sharia law single handedly
no need to swoon
no need to tell me
Levwhat's our next movie?
porn roasts?
man, do you know how to start your day
LevI didn't mean now
sure, sure
now that you see I'm judging you
Levnothing wakes you up in the morning like the smell of freshly roasted porn
indian guy did it better cause he showed his gut for one of the frames
but when he does it, it's funny and relatable
when I do it, I'm begging for attention
AsadAre you subtly flexing a lack of gut? Smort
Levdon't mind her asad she's just begging for attention
yes, it wasn't enough that I had to show off my meme skills
I also had to brag about my 8-pack
Levyeah that 8 pack of tortellini you eat every night
kabir, in my mind you’re a mix of Jake the Dog and donald glover
Kabirwhy you trying to make me blush
AsadHow much did Kabir pay you off with, Renn?
This is highly suspect
what a surprise, I think my friends are cool
Kabirgirl
for the last time
Tommy Hilfiger is not Tommy Hilfinger
You’re not making any sense
What does hilfiger even mean
AsadWhat does hilfinger mean?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AsadIt means one lucky wife, amirite ladies
not if that's singular
Kabirhilthreefingers
remember when you guys called me on new years and we did the countdown together while I was alone in the hotel lobby?
it meant a lot because I believe the way you greet the new year is the way that you will spend it
seems to be coming true so far
Levyeah, but also apparently you were hiding from everyone at the party that had coronavirus
in a way
I had quarantined my heart
guys did you know that there's porn roasts of porn stars
where they watch a pornstar's movies and make fun of them
it's hilarious
Levliiiiiink
Kabiryikes
can I send a pornhub link here
let's see
[pornhub link]
FBI pls don't @ me
AsadThat sounds hilarious
Also is that really why you went to Pornhub?
irrelevant
KabirClassic renn
Goes onto internet because she's vaguely horny
finds comedy instead
Kabirrenn
do you eat hot chip & lie
Levdo you wash you pussy in the sink and charge yo phone
Kabirdo u pop pills, smoke week, lie around, and be bisexual
AsadRenn's the hottest potato there is
I do some of these things
KabirSounds like ur a girl born post-1993
did you guys go on a side adventure without me
guess who stole their bike back, bitchess
AsadAw hell yeah
So badass
Where was it?
the idiot who stole it lives just down the street
it wasn’t even locked to anything
AsadWoowwww
What a genius
Levdid you just get drunk and forget it?
sometimes
astoundingly
i am sober
and good things happen