Friends, I was having a thought as I was listening to the pr

AsadFriends, I was having a thought as I was listening to the pretty swell playlist
We have pretty much the same taste in songs (in terms of the songs themselves) but you guys tend to err heavily on the side of alt, folk, lo-fi type cover versions of most rock songs etc. that I might listen to
Which is an interesting take, dunno what to make of it
Like for e.g. I loooove Reptilia by The Strokes. However, the playlist has Reptilia by Andrew Combs (which is the same song but completely different feel)
Levwe're gentler souls than you Asad
you are the raw distorted amp spirit that flies above us
while we must hide behind the hearty twangs of a guy in a straw hat chewing on 14 stalks of wheat at once
and kabir is the mole person who lives underground, only hearing the bassy shadows of the songs that play so freely in the outside air
confusing the thunderous shifts of plates in the crust for rhythms that accompany what he hears from the surface

chill call.

do you guys want to have a chill call later today
Kabirya
LevI'm only down for a high intensity one where we have to vote someone off the island
ok but I'm not liking your chances

cereal.

Got the second part of my sleep
But I swear I woke up because I heard someone eating cereal in the kitchen
Kabirsorry
I was hunger
Asadwhat was the source of the cereal eating noise, Renn?
Do you have a CEREAL KILLER in the house/
Omg I can' believe this is happening, a terrible pun coming to life, its like a dream come true

Y'all wanna play the presentation game?

LevY'all wanna play the presentation game?
yeah I'm down I guess
LevKabir says you're not worth it
bruh Kabir and I reaffirmed our friendship vows
I don't believe you
Kabirrenn I am working on a class project
Good for you
*pat pat pat*
Kabirno but that is why I am not playing
it's not that you're not worth it
just that you're less fun than school

Yesterday evening I spent an hour shopping for the lockdown,

Yesterday evening I spent an hour shopping for the lockdown, got myself enough food to last me arguably throughout the summer
I was all proud of my preparation and not having to go shopping for the next 3 weeks
25 minutes later I was in the supermarket again because I had decided to make a tiramisu

self isolation.

Levbro my daily routine has changed exactly 0 amount
except instead of watching naked attraction with renn it's with niharika and carl
AsadPretty much the same dude
I am not going to school but otherwise exact same routine
Wish we were all quarantined together tho
KabirAsad why don't you actually fly over
I hereby invite you... to Lev's house
LevI do feel like ya'll motherfuckers are missing the point of self isolation

how did you know?

renn named the group masturbation vacation

Levhow did you know?
because honestly, same

sick.

speaking of being sick
did you listen to the SICK song I added to pretty swell
Levrenn
it's nice that you never have to get out of your chair
with how fuckin far you can reach

corona dogs.

Levthere was a memo out
that dogs can't get it
Lev
oh, I thought this was going somewhere
Levno
just wanted to share the good news
well LAAAA DEEEE DAAAAA
GOOD FOR YOU, DOGS
going around
flaunting your health

corona.

Levgirl, you'll end up as the oldest person in the parliament
yes but hopefully I will have had the corona by then
I arrive in costa rica
dripping in corona
give it to all the jaguars
who's endangered now, bitch?
still you

why is it in farenheits

Levwhy is it in farenheits
for american bois to understand
Levdoes japan use freedogrees
FREEDOGREES

choosing a movie.

Levhow about geostorm
it has gerard butler
oh yeeeeeeee
that sounds like some garbage
Levyeah looks like straight trash fire
we can also do fast and furious hobbs and shaw
oh yeah
I saw some tiny snippet of it on the flight to bangkok
and I still almost walked out

retract.

LevI haven't been this let down since the last time someone saw you try to take off a shirt by reverse birthing your arms
just as I retracted into my sweater
so did his pp retract into him
Levand thus did Ceasar spake, "retract unto thee thy own pp"

oof.

Levthat's a bit of an oofie isn't it?
nah not really
Levit dun oofed my heart
it's not such an oof subject for me anymore
Levmy heart still oofs for him dearly
ok, well this is making it a bit oofier
LevI am sorry to have made your day that much oofier

food delivery.

LevI did try to buy you the tea at one point
but it was far away
bruh why does buying a thing have to be so herculean
Levbro leaving the house is a struggle
it's cold and I can get food delivered to my butthole
I just bypass the whole eating phase
just stick the food right in my asshole
I mean, by that logic
just throw food straight in the toilet
Levslow your roll renn
I gotta work up to that level