don't pretend that you're high society just cause you don't stuff sour patch kids in your pants
it is the superior way to consume them
Levyou know as a kid I dreamt of being in the upper crust of society
and here I am
bound by the etiquette of sour patch kid consumption
with the rest of the plebs
I can put in a good word for you
at the bi-monthly Upper Crust meetings
Levpshh
like they'd listen to the maid
no no I get a say
when it's my turn to hold the goat's head
Levwhat are they doing to the goat
no, it's like a decapitated goat's head
like in lord of the flies
but a goat instead of the conch
don't ruin my joke
LevI was trying to steer it towards bestiality
no we're doing literary references
I thought you wanted to be an upper crust person
Levall the books I read are about bestiality
I'm telling you
moby's dick is not the real book