salmon.
I wish I was a salmon
They mate for life
LevThey fuck and then they die, renn
Its not the same connotation
Don’t we all
LevSome of us die without fucking
lesbian camp.
LevYour friend is cute tho
Yeah she’s the best
LevMaybe date her instead of the cats?
We’re both tragically very straight
what can you do
LevLike the reverse of those camps that give you electroshock to make you gay
Lesbian camp
I think it’s enough to just live in Europe
Leeeev
Leeeev
Levooon
This is a drunk text
LevHello drunk text
This is soon to be drunk text
Oh my god are we synching
High five
LevWell not yet
But I am on my period
jokes.
Writing jokes is actually so difficult
Fuck
I’m trying to stay away from jokes about me being a woman
Turns out there’s nothing else interesting about me
LevHey now
you being a woman is also not interesting
conference.
Leeeev
get me out of this conference
I don’t want to network with people
I just want to enjoy my continental breakfast and read my book
LevI was going to pretend to be one of the people networking with you
please don't
Levi don't know what that sounds like
You ask me who I work for before you ask me what my name is
Levwho is your overlord, nameless one?
I shall be nameless no longer
Behold, my nametag
WHAT ARE THE RULES OF THIS WORLD
LevWHAT ARE THE RULES OF THIS WORLD
ok
human-looking aquapeople can't breather air
lizard aquapeople can do whatever
peaceful looking but still creepy aquapeople are useless and thus irrelevant
Levlooks like a vagina made out of squids
me when I'm on my period
Levgross
yeah it's not pretty
they need to make it wet
Levthey need to make it wet
is she going to dehydrate him
that seems like a not good relationship
dehydration is the number one cause of headaches
I'm surprised that she had to use his sweat
when there's clearly more liquid in her panties
thatsabingo.
whoa, here come the biker gang
why are they always so fat and so hostile and confident
OH MAN EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED
THATSA BINGO
LevTROPE REVERSAL
THARTSERBINGER
stick
uh oh
now he got two stick instead of one
LevI feel like that's a good thing
twice as many stick
stick win everytim
lazar.
I always thought I'd like to name my kid Lazar
which is a cool bulgarian name
Leveveryone will think you were edgy and also didn't know how to spell laser
hahah oh nooo
ok, well at least I don't have a kid yet
that I know of
LevI would hope you'd notice
but it's such a high traffic area I'm not sure you'd even realize something was outbound on the inbound lane
aquaman.
LevI like that everyone except the one guy has a tight ponytail
to save on animation costs
hahahaha
also no women
atlantis has more issues than war to work through
Levincredible sexual frustration leading to endemic dolphin rape
boring dystopia.
bro I hate reddit sometimes
I uploaded something to a subreddit like 2 months ago
I was so proud that I found it
got downvoted and ridiculed in the comments
and today I see literally the same thing
1.1k upvotes
what the hell
Levwhat was the thing
I pass by that building on the way to work
and I posted it
and people just said "it is literally just a joke"
I felt so stupid
LevI want to see the post where they shit on you
I deleted it out of shame
LevOh nooo
That's a pretty solid boring dystopia tho
right??
those idiots
couldn't see a good post if it sat on their butts
Come onnn
Come onnn
move to Belgiummmmm
I’ll have a friend group ready for you
It’ll be so good
LevThat is enticing
Prepackaged friends
Forgot to mention
The friend group
Is me
Where can I take a test to see which subreddit I am
Where can I take a test to see which subreddit I am
LevThe center for autism diagnosis
swoon.
LevIm very down for Aquaman
Looks ass
And also that main actor is a snack
So we make fun of it but I will also swoon
LevAnd I like dolphins
So I'll also swoon
For those smooth sexy water sausages