I do lovingly refer to you as my toilet friend
LevOh
Lev is fine
Bit easier to say
nah
too many things are called Lev
too confusing
LevIt's mostly just me and trotsky
And one of us is dead
and the other is just dead inside
LevI have a full rich inner life
full of what
LevDead stuff
Levyou know anyone in montreal?
um
Maybe
I’ll have to ask around
You visiting there soon?
Levon friday
last minute
Funnn
I’ll ask
Though it would probably be friends of friends
LevI actually don't care about your friends
I just wanted to show off
I knew that
I wasn’t gonna ask around
is the canadian utopia everything you dreamt it would be
Levit's kinda like if you squinted really hard at philly and read it in french
except there's less black people and more asians
that sounds like an amazing place
truly the best of all worlds
except i’d miss black peoples i guess
why is montreal so racist
Levwhy are you so racist
black people are not your plaything to miss
montreal recognized that
and as a sign of wokeness
banned black people from the city
they’re so deep into not-racism that they brought back segregation
Send photos from Montreal
And the night club you will go to
LevGonna go to the biodome
Get down with some plants
Is that a place where Americans fight to the death for a Canadian citizenship
LevNo
That's the freedome
bepises
haven't we had an amazing year of memes
we had
moths
they did surgery on a grape
yobama
you now have to make predictions about what idiotic thing the internet will become obsessed with
here are my picks
1. the sound of a vacuum starting up
2. pronouncing the word tenis like penis but with a t
3. using the shrimp emoji to replace racial slurs
lev why are you adding so many bike-related songs to the playlist
are u ok
KabirHe's subtly trying to come out the closet
he's
bike curious
Ok, I gotta go get ready
I didn’t pack last night
So I gotta hurry
LevBruh
You said you were packing last night
You would lie to me like that?
I’m a piece of shit okay
I say things
And then I do other things instead
LevLike when you said you were going to get cigarettes
And instead you abandoned your children
So I’m assuming there will be no centipeding tonight
LevI will definitely be in a plane
I am having a lonesome evening in my studio
LevYou should learn a new skill
Like empathy
I was experiencing a lot of empathy for those fuckers sucking on each others butts
why won't you let me feel that again
LevJesus Christ
I can recommend a few videos I guess
And subreddits
r/ultimatebuttsuck
what's the name of the consensual hentai one
LevConsentacles
Truly a lonely night at the studio, eh?
don't judge me
Lev
stop
why are you okay with who you are
LevThis friendship is only 7 years old, but this neckbeard is the child of many millennia
bruh
my flight is delayed by two hours
that’s like one Human Centipede movie
Levand you are like one human centipede person
I have always said that I am essentially three kids in a trench coat
I just never specified how they are connected
lev I'm looking for stuff to be a moth today
I'm counting on you to be a lamp
so I don't look ridiculous
LevBut I'm not going to any parties until Friday
I will be lamp on Friday
damnit
I can only be moth tonight
I just need my leather pants
LevThose fucking leather pants
ah yes
my trusty leather pants
trustee?
Levugly
oh shut up you love them
my favourite band liked my comment on their video
bringgg bringg
hello?
(oh, it's everyone else on this earth)
sorry, get on my level
Levwouldn't blame him for wanting to shit in my mouth
but joke's on him
I got a job and he dont
He don’t :(
He jobn’t
but I like to think I literally fucked their brains away
I’m very good
Levhave you been reading your yelp reviews again?
you always get big headed after you do that
but you pay an ad agency to write good reviews for you
ain’t no yelp for my services friendo
only word of mouth
LevThis aint the 80s
You can't run a business off of word out mouth and cocaine anymore
Gotta do that digital advertising
All I’m saying is
Did you need advertising to know that Led Zeppelin or sushi was good
LevThe only thing you and sushi have in common is the taste of tuna
this is the right way up
...because of the traction
but i was wrong the first time
the traction should be between the mattress and the sheet
so you don't slip away
LevThat makes a lot more sense
I have a lot of dreams where im a tuna
And have to escape my loveless marriage and unwanted children
and you want to... slip away from that life?
Levyes
how is it relevant that you're a tuna