[toilet emoji]
Levrating?
3/5 would not poop
no lock and the door is like 2 meters away from the toilet
no way to block unwelcome visitors
LevBe more welcoming
Hello, welcome to the toilet
LevHow may I help you tonight
Ae need this poop out me butt
let me know when you're home safe
KabirRenn oh no
My plane
has no wings!
oh no
that's like
the thing that makes it go whoosh
KabirAlso how do you not have cool friends over there? Who're we partying with
They better all be cool, Renn
hey're all very cool
but my standards are incredibly high
and they just never manage to rise to your levels
but they are a fun crowd
KabirI am flattered
And reassured
you react to my bursts of affection much better than lev
he usually responds by informing me that he is on a toilet
LevDo you want to have a private moth meme
yes
LevThen get all those dicks out of your moth
Levyeah they just delayed my flight for a fourth time
I’m sorry
That sucks
Also because I’m going to sleep now
So I can’t keep you company
LevIt's cool
I glued some buttons to my socks
When I wiggle my toes its a pretty good simulation of talking to you
awww
buttons on socks to replace me
sounds like an adorable concept
LevI have been traveling 2 days on 4 planes
My socks are anything but cute right now
fuck you
like it or not, I'm seeing you on new years
even if you don't see me
I will be there
in the bushes
Levthis is why they didn't give you the visa
ah fuck
I won't be in the bushes
I will be in a place where normal people hang out
like a sidewalk
or an ikea
LevThese savages
Stamped my passport
In between pages
It’s like they are asking you to leave the country
Leave now
While you’re still at the airport
LevThey also said
Show me your ham sir
And then took my jamon
Did they literally say that
LevYes
Literally
Show me your ham sir
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”
LevI got a haircut
I now look like a Ukrainian club proprietor
You don’t look ukranian
LevBelorussian?
Face says Israeli
Jacket says Bulgarian
Girls say no
day 29:
the winds have changed
the leaves in the trees have darkened
the cold has hardened
and
i
am
still
using
your
toothbrush
can you get me something from armenia
and throw it out your airplane window when you're flying over Belgium?
LevNo
Because Belgium is not even a little on the way
if it's meant to be
the winds shall blow it over to me
LevIf its meant to be they can blow over from before the plane
if you ever feel like you don't have your shit together
just remember that it's been 2 weeks and I am still using the hotel toothbrush you gave me as my regular toothbrush
LevWhy
old one fell in the toilet
what do you say when you like something
Levme or italians?
cause I say "diggety"
if it's warm outside I'll say "hot diggety"
if it displeases me I say "no diggity"
there's two things I know in life
there's diggity
and there's no diggity
Levand I'm all out of diggity
You’re my best friend
LevAlright I get it don't make it weird
can you please
explain fukken moth memes to me
my brother has been sending them to me
I don't get them
LevBruh
I think we missed it
We were in Spain
And we missed them
genuinely
aren't we living in a wonderful world
LevI think so
for a full week
the internet was obsessed with moths
for no reason
LevNot even a week
Like three days
what a time to be alive
LevGenuinely yes
I love people
have you played this drinking game
It’s the best for getting completely fucked in half an hour
LevI thought most people just needed 5 bucks and your home address
Yes if the 5 bucks are for the Uber over
Cause what follows will be priceless