burn.

LevSome of these comebacks have been pretty ace
Admit it
They are
I can’t handle the burn
So I’m drinking away the pain
LevI think that's the stds again
Hahaha stop itttttt
LevBOOM
ALL THE WAY
UP TOP
IN THE SKY
MICHELIN STAR FLAVOR
MICHELIN TIRE TRACTION

iceberg.

first movie I ever saw in the cinema was titanic
so
LevExplains a lot about your romantic life
In that it's a catastrophic failure
And you're an iceberg in bed
I'm an iceberg in that I will DEMOLISH you and people will still talk about me in 100 years
LevYou're an iceberg in that your tinder photo hides 90% of your weight

sex chart.

I'll get you a better sex chart
oops that was a typo I swear
I meant birth chart
freudian slip
LevMy sex chart section wasn't particularly exciting either
For the man that discovered the consensual tentacle sex subreddit
well there were 16 more pages
we'll have to get into more detail next time
LevOf sex chart?
well, all chart
LevOh
Jesus
I imagine there's more sex stuff also
LevI don't think I have sixteen pages worth of personality
I don't know
there's a million ways to say consenticles

buttsun.

Kabircoffee? no thanks.
I receive all the energy I need by charging my butthole in the sunlight
Asadhahahahahahahahahahha
Don't want my butt to get tanned though
KabirDo not abandon your Anus in the Dark, Asad
what the fuck is this chat anymore
KabirYou sound cranky
Didn't get enough buttsun this morning?
AsadRenn refers to her butt as Capri
So she can go around asking everyone for a CapriSun without judgement
But we're judging you
no I say ButtSun
asking for a CapriSun somehow sounds more embarrassing

birth chart.

"Librans are known for comparing and thinking in relative terms, instead of in absolutes. This weekend is not just a good weekend, it's better than last weekend"
I always thought you said that because you were a whiny bitch
and nothing ever satisfies you
LevThat's cause you've never offered a satisfactory time
I offer what you pay me for
not much I could do for you for 75 cents and a half eaten tuna sandwich
LevActually can I keep the sandwich
hhahaha
no

traditional values.

LevI have started becoming more of a traditionalist in my old age to be honest
in what way
LevLike I want to bring back the Roman sex festivals
and the puke rooms
LevThose werent real
yeah i know :/
but a girl can dream
LevVomitoriums were essentially just lobbies
Fun fact tho
The one true vomitorium
Is your face

instagram.

Levlook
More things you missed out on
It’s okay
I will save these and post them on my Instagram
It’s literally as if I was there
LevFor all of your no followers
Bitch I just broke 200
You’re irrelevant
#BuenosDias
Lev#SandyPlace
#SandyDreams
#200FollowersButABitchAintOne

I am free only tonight and wednesday

I am free only tonight and wednesday
LevMore pool parties?
not during the week at least
I got French class, drinks, I'm having some people for aperitivo
LevYe bougie bitch

youtube channel.

Love exploring new cultures
We should have a YouTube channel
Where we road trip around the world
And review public bathrooms in the way
LevThis one's got a massive fucking moth
And also low water pressure
Entry one done
Nooo it doesn’t count
We need to do it together
To have a big enough sample of reviews
So that the verdict is more accurate
LevHow many samples of big ass moth do you need before it is in fact a big ass moth

traction.

Levhow do you know which side of an airbed is the top?
um
are they different?
like is one slippery and the other not?
Levyes
one side is lumpy
and the other one smooth
probably the lumpy part goes on the floor
for traction
Levthe fuck you talking about, traction
it rests on the floor
it's not a mountain goat
hahaha
I don't know
Levit's not doing the monte carlo f1
it's not sowing seeds on a 20 hectare farm

harvest.

why are you still awake
Levgoing to the airport
omg same
well
not the airport part
but I'm also going places
right now
and in life
Levwhere
festival
Levmusic?
harvest
Levwhat are you harvesting
I'm harvesting the willpower to tolerate you
there was no yield

Creepy

Creepy, panel 1
LevCreepy
Why is your friendship always creepy
Can’t it for once be supportive
Or, at least, jovial
It’s like when your cat brings you dead mice
Like, yeah, it’s a sign of affection
But a poem would have been more than enough
You want me to write you a poem about our friendship?
Levyeah
ok

waitress.

Levyou were a waitress?
You seem Ill-suited to it
I spoke fluent German and English and Russian
And I was a cute innocent 16 yr old girl
They loved that
LevThey didn't know about the whoring
Are you kidding
They put that on my name tag
"Renn"
"Waitress, will also whore"
I also did it again when I was 23
LevThe waitressing or whoring?
I am never not whoring

ramen.

but I'm a sucker for burgers
Levwe make a good team
cause I hate burgers
How is that possible
What do you eat
What else is there
Levramen
mostly
but like the fancy kind
with a little bit of effort they can be really good
you buy the 50 cent packets
put them in the microwave
and here's the fancy part
just pour in a shitton more salt
tasty and nutritious!

nipple clamps.

LevI'd rather spend that time getting stuff for NYE and ganfing
KabirWhat stuff
Levbooze, food
cards
nipple clamps
bandaids
KabirI already have nipple clamps
LevI don't want your cheap ass nipple clamps we're not in college anymore
I want a decent bronze set
KabirI have income now b, I upgraded
copper
Levcopper's too conductive
more pain than pleasure
Kabircopper's just conductive enough
; )
If I have to wake up to your nipple clamp talk one more goddamn time