I do have the same scarf still
Is also a blanket
Levwhat will they think of next
non-leather pants?
Hahahah
I said the same thing yesterday
But about a sink that also dries your hands
My mind was blown
Levsometimes I feel sadder after talking to you
LevI don't care about your life enough to call
that’s not true and we both know it
LevDoes this mean you want me to call you to give you toilet updates?
no, photos is enough
LevI've started commissioning paintings
finally you’re getting paid for giving people shit
Levyeah
used to just be paid for giving them crabs
Good old levs crab shack
simple times
you gotta diversify your income channels
these kids today are hard to please
used to be that crabs would be enough to keep em happy
but now they also want your wee toilet babies
LevThese millennials
Wanting jobs
And affordable housing
used to be we could make a living just with the crabs in our crotch
Incidentally
I am wearing leather pants
LevI don't understand leather pants
just categorically
they sounds incredibly uncomfortable
Oh dear god they are
They’re too hot and too cold at the same time
Levwhy own them then?
I need to rebel in a safe way somehow
Levwhat are you rebelling against?
unchafed thighs?
...Not wearing leather pants?
I had a dream that I met you in Switzerland
Are you there already?
Levplease don't come stalk me in Switzerland
I’m too Eastern European to go to that country
They won’t let me touch all their nice things
LevI meant like next weekend
oh
Yeah you’re in Armenia
Levthey don't have movies here
just photos that they play in a really fast slideshow
Levit's what we can afford
we call them the flippies
cause someone has to be the guy to flip through them really fast
you’re a source of infinite spicy memes lev
Armenia is lucky to have you
LevI've come to bolster the economy
yeah but you’re also gonna drastically reduce the fertility rate
babies find out you’re in the same country and they just refuse to enter it
Levhow do you think fertility works?
don't cry yourself to sleep too much
LevI had my tear ducts removed
because my dad said I was too weak to be a man
but too ugly to be a girl
your father is a wise man
at least you can be manly in your dreams
or pretty
Leveven in my dreams
I am neither
Ok, go enjoy Armenia
Dont forget your good ol fren ren
LevFinds giant babies attractive renn
Just that one
I don’t call you gay just cause you sucked one dick
LevYah you do
Yeah cause dat shit gay af
Levit barely counts
And your mom had a good time so what can I say
google pods
LevIs that what you were born from
no, I hatched from a platypus egg
that's why none of my features go together
Levis that also why you always duck face in pictures?
how dare you make fun of my facial twitches
Levfacial penises more like
man I wish
am I getting old or is SNL funny again?
Levold
fuck you
LevI have a pretty active life
I was gonna get a blueberry yoghurt for breakfast
but I decided fuck it
carpe diem
so I got peach instead
the gods themselves do tremble
yessssss
days off next month on lock? CHECK
ticket bought for 50 bucks? CHECK
runnin straight outta fucks? CHECK
Levoh bro
you know what's gonna happen when you come visit?
every shop
will have sourpatch kids
Oh Jesus lord
I will call it my American diet
Literally no other sustenance
Levyou are going to die here
What are saying
Sour patch kids are at the foundation of the food pyramid
Sour patch kids and Taco Bell quesadillas
you'll be my little liver farm
Levworst pet name
do you actually know your blood type?
just asking out of curiosity
Levno
stay away from my blood
ok, what else you got
Lev...hair?
you can have some of my hair, if you want
I guess
I don't know, maybe
from where
Levyou name the place and I'll name the price
I don't like this bit
LevNo running tho
We're going to travel by mobility scooter exclusively
No running
But we are definitely doing aerobics together
Your mom can lend us her instruction video
LevHard pass on that one
You’re right
we can find our own instructional video
I think jazzercise is pretty popular nowadays
LevPls no