Levit's a plan then
I will try to clean my room sometime between now and then
pssht, what am I even saying
what's the point of importing a bulgarian house cleaner
if you just have to clean beforehand anyways
friend, I am not cleaning your mess for anything less than a green card
Leva dollar bill is green
and card shaped
I'm even willing to offer two green cards
think about what you want me to bring you from europe
Lev...housecleaners?
but not dour bulgarian ones
the sexy ones
with french maid outfits
there's more porn stars in california than here dude
Levbut I don't want a porn star
I want something classy
that still dabbles in blowjobs
I can bring you the french maid outfit
and you can put it on a microwaved watermelon
I’d say I got a year or two
So I can still party hardy for a bit before settling with some sad guy
Levthe sad guy special they call it
Hopefully it won’t come to that
And I can rely on the kindness of a person I already know
Asad or Kabir maybe
LevI would watch a sad but enchanting sitcom about you and asad getting married for a visa until you learn that neither of you has an american passport
How did plant life survive without bees before
Did it just not need polenation?
LevPlants didn't start having flowers until the cretaceous
Before that they would spore or clone themselves likes ferns do today
Cause there’s all this talk about how plant life on earth would die out within 10 years after bees are gone
So I was wandering how things worked before
LevA lot of the plants we care about need pollination
Like strawberries and shit
This is perhaps the longest genuine conversation we've ever had
I know :/
I missed you
LevThe best part tho
The entire time
I was shitting
You weren’t
LevI legit was
Levvvvv
KabirI don't even know what hipster means anymore, renn
it's lost its meaning from overuse
just like the word meme will in a few years
Kabirmeme has already lost its definite meaning for me
it went from 'gene analogue but for culture' to 'image macro' to
'thing that makes me laugh'
seriously
KabirSomeone told a joke the other day in person
and I had the urge to just say
dank
Levdo you have a licence ?
try to have a licence
I have my bulgarian one
Levfuck it close enough
you'll slip the guy a twenty
or you'll slip him a tit
Levhoney, I'm as flat as you at choir practice
you gotta do your own slipping
ok, I'll have a look for tickets to san fran
and practice lying to the embassy
I want to see the brussels of america
Levjust wait until you see san jose
it's the bratislava of san francisco
you need to step up your game
Lev:c
I'm getting old renn
I don't have the energy to step up
I'm getting old too
too old for your shit
LevI told her you think she's gotten fat
she will remember this
why do you want us to be enemies
LevI want more drama in my life
fat chance fella, she and I are rock solid
unlike you
and I do mean yo diiiiiiick
levonnn
you think you can get away from me, but I am the herpes of your life
I will never go away
LevBut I took so many antibiotics
How goes
I got a lava lamp
LevYour life is sad
LevIn less derp related news, holy shit they're expanding the Wawa? Why the fuck did no one tell me this?
how have I not read about this
I have to visit wawa.com more often
or at least, like, follow them on twitter or something
this lack of update is ridiculous
Levmostly just the regular kind
of retarded retardation
Kabirlike forrest gump
Levlike forrest gump if you took away more chromosomes
more like chromoresomes
amiright?
Kabirjesus god
Levhe can't help you now
Kabirlord
take me now
LevYeah black sea it is
We have to find a boat
LevYour blubber is bouyant enough, no?
I understand like 30% of those words
KabirOh shit I totally forgot renn wanted sour patch kids
Levrenn
The sour patch kids are increasing in size at the same rate you are
they have to
to satiate my increasing appetite
LevWhen she said have a good flight
I almost said have a good...staying here
But I stopped myself
So proud of myself
It was still awkward, don’t worry