KabirLong ass immigration line
Sorry lads
Missing this flight
LevTell a person
They'll push you to the front
They did it here
TaniaKabir why don't you just push through? It's Spain
It's normal, no one will see it negatively
LevI thought the Spanish are all orderly now
TaniaDude no
Seriously just shout and scream in some foreign language
They're not orderly anywhere. In some places they just shout less
AsadWe're out now and will come back accordingly
LevOut doing lame things
I bet it's super awkward
And that renn cries all the time
Lame things you’re not a part of
KabirBruv
Time of my life
LevWhy is the steering wheel on the wrong side
KabirThis ain't limeland
LevAlso asad look at the fucking road
Yeah this isn't lime land
So why is it on the right side
Is shit mirrored?
Don't phones unmirror shit nowadays?
Off to have fun without you byeee
LevThat being said, renn I've been in a car with you
You have no leeway to cast judgement on anyone
You were the second worst driver I've ever seen
The first was you on the way back
you're one to talk
LevBruh
You stalled out twice
In the same intersection
LevAlright, see you guys on the coast of the aegean in 3 hours
Asady'all coming together then?
LevGuess so
I'm kinda disappointed none of you called me out on the aegean thing
Asaddidn't really care about reading what you wrote
same
Lev:c
Levoh benny no
no don't do this
benny please
pause
oh god lev
there's so much left
this movie is still beyond unbearable
it's good that we're doing these pauses
so I can retain some semblance of sanity
"it's turkey time"
"gobble gobble"
genius
Levplease
tell me
that you will use that line with the next person you are naked with
lev, I'm happy that you're literally across the world as we are watching this
because it's more sexual than the actual porn we saw
Levthat would be dope
but also there is 100% more underwater than jobs there
who cares
the underwater level of mario was the best one
LevI was never 4
so I never enjoyed mario
did you.. skip being 4?
Levyes
I did 3 twice
Levall the prostitutes I've been with have told me they had a great time
but that's probably because I took all of them to six flags
LevI don't eat youghurt
yoghut is for 50 year old women having existential crises
wow you have some strong opinions on yoghurt
someone's a little defensive
did that menopause hit extra hard
Levit's the hot flashes that get me
it's also the only symptom of menopause you know
Levand...dry vagina?
I actually don't know
those poor women, no wonder they stop having sex
the thrill is gone after the 40 minutes you spend soaking your vag in a bathtub
Levironically
that's where I get my thrill
makes sense
sometimes water creates optical illusions so the ladies are less disappointed
LevI use an intricate set of mirrors to make it look not crooked
that's the oldest trick in the hooker's book
believe me
Levoh man
I just had a great idea for an app
uhhhh
Levlike uber but for escorts
I would call it Hookr Bookr
hahahah
NOW I NEED TO GET LAID NOW RIGHT NOW
how is san jose
the borthplace of the Eggo waffles
Levit's also the borthplace of my despair
LevI just want to fuck around on someone's tinder
doing it on a guy's is pointless
alright
but you have to promise me something
to never fall in love in one of my suitors
LevI can't make promises for my heart
no actual romantic intentions
that's like the first rule of tinder
Before you say anything
If you see a Snapchat filter photo of me online, it wasn't my choice
I was forced
LevI don't believe it at all
I just wanted to have some sushi
And then suddenly I have to participate in group activities
LevI can't trust you after your two Tumblr accounts
don't shit on my dreams
Levok
but
like
can I just shit
in general?
chances are
that you're currently on a toilet
Levfor once
no
you've changed
Levhave you seen tedcruzforhumanpresident.com?
oh my god no
hahahah
he has over 42 years!
I have seen many people and ted cruz is one of them
I have found my speech for your wedding
Levhahahaha
I'm not even going to replace the name
I'll just say that and sit down