ughhh, that was grim
I've started using grim a lo
everyone laughs
Levis it cause they don't know english?
they know just enough to be impressed by the word grim
this is how i pick friends
Levit's better than my method
stop making friends in the toilet and you'll start meeting much more interesting people
LevI make my own friends in the toilet
ITSATRAP
Levwait how far back are you?
no, I am synced with you
it just took me a while to come up with that joke
Even the instructor who was trying to be positive about it had to laugh
She said she admired how I strayed from the norm to make her "so creepy"
I'm like girl I just can't draw chins and necks
Levshe used the word admire only to stave off your inevitable murder and wearing of her skin
she failed
She is my new pants now
LevWe are all your new pants now
Yes, you are all lovingly embracing my crotch and ass area
enjoy it
It's my high school bully's birthday today
"Yeah, you're getting fucking old, bitch!" I yell as I laugh and take another bite of my burrito that I am eating in bed
LevAren't you also the same amount of old?
there was someone talking on a loudspeaker
for quite a while
then they creepily played the ice cream song for half a minute
and now they're half-speaking, half-giggling
this is how I die
Levdid you move to Barcelona or a carnival?
LevThe fuck is sharing your day
Is it like shitty snapchat?
Looks like a Snapchat ripoff
But not only am I using it, I am ~definitely using it
Levfuck
Hahah omg shit is public
It's not a Snapchat thing
It's an instagram thing
Which, coincidentally, I also don't get
LevI hear you have a nice backlog of incest porn
it's all pretty vanilla by porn standards
only difference is the first 2 minutes
"we can't, you're my step-brother!"
"yeah"
that's pretty much it
LevI have a great idea for an interracial incest foot fetish porn
"We can't, you're my step-brother"
"Well why don't you step on a brother?"
Having fries with mayo in your honour right now
So you better be having cake in the shower in mine
LevI'm crying in my own filth
Attaboy
one of those KFC feeding bags
Levthey really are designing for your lifestyle
I am a busy woman
Levyeah, there's so many feedbags to get to and so little time
I'd tell you to fuck off but I am pregnant with a food baby so I'm gonna stay calm for its sake
Levhow far along is it?
7/9 could also have some Haribos
LevI want a telepathic ferret friend
the closest thing I had was you
I'm doing quite well
I've bitten your mom's foot many times
I left a dream on a cliffhanger last night
Time to finish
LevI'll spoil it for you
he doesn't want to have sex with you
That's not what his boner said to me
Literally, we had a nice conversation
Levhis boner was working in the service industry
he had to be nice to you
or he would lose his tip
ey-yoooooooooo
Levjesus christ
denise richards is the kind of girl that comes to your workplace and shits on the floor because you didn't load the dishwasher right
what the hell
you've been hanging out with the wrong people
and also, learn to load a dishwasher for gods sake
I am tired of shitting on your floor
How is life homes
How many robots have you built
LevA roboty amount
LevI got you nothing for your birthday
I hope you like it
It's suitable
Cause you mean nothing to me
A pizza roll?
Cmon dude
They're gross
Levit's one for me
and one for the lady in the basement
I've told you to stop feeding her
She attracts foxes
And its a goddamn mess