oh god
they're doing the things amateur film students do
they're shaking the camera instead of the ship
Lev hahaha
that one wasn't even shaking
just going forward and backwards at jaden
come on people
couldn't you just get two guys to shake the chair a little?
just get people from catering to lend you a hand
this is our life now, I guess
a series of uncomfortable pizza adventures
and we don't even get pizza afterwards
Lev you don't
:c
I don't know where that condescending attitude is coming from
I am a respected poli-sci major
graduate now
you better fucking check yoself
Lev somebody is getting too big for their britches
by which I mean fat
23 Sept 2015 · via tumblr Lev hey wanna hear a couple jokes?
I don't know, do I?
don't know if I have 4 hours
Lev why did the chicken cross the road?
renn
renn why did the chicken
renn why did the chicken cross the road
I don't
Lev renn do you know?
ugh
why
Lev to get to ugly's house
ok chill I got another one
knock knock
renn knock knock
knock knock
who's there
Lev it's the chicken
chickens don't respect the privacy of other living beings, asshole
they don't use doors
Lev they only respect the privacy of ugly people
wow
slam dunk right there
I mean
I'm speechless
Lev BOOM
ALL DAY
ALL NIGHT
WITH THE ANGELS
IN THE SKY
21 Sept 2015 · via tumblr the pregnant wife
goddamn girl
Lev oh, really?
she wasn't particularly attractive
whaaat
Lev and all the wives acted like they took lessons from wood
that's right
they were good students
cause they're giving me wood right now
21 Sept 2015 · via tumblr Lev that girl from wet hot american summer that paul rudd was shagging
obscure?
I'm not looking that shit up
Lev the background actress who is killed by a collapsing roof in the background of the fourth scene in the 1969 classic "The attack of substandard construction techniques"
aaah yes
truly angels do walk among us
Lev and Nicolas Cage
21 Sept 2015 · via tumblr with the amount of sex I'm having
it's surprising it's all still there
Lev what?
that's not how crabs work
no, but it's how an STD cocktail works
also my dick don't work
also
I think I need to stop
Lev for a while now
it's late and I'm watching he-man
I'm glad to be of assistance
but I do expect you to name a robot after me
Lev I have one that doesn't work
I named it 'Bulgarian Migrant'
close enough?
I will need pics to verify
but on paper it sounds good
(unlike the average Bulgarian Migrant)
Lev there's a cat here that's even a bigger attention slut than you
I've named it chet faker
hahah that is the perfect name
Lev finally someone thinks so
everybody has been on my dick about it
but you want people to be on your dock
Lev not the good kind of on my dock
You just don't understand what I'm talking aboat
you make me want to keel over
goddamn you, I'm on my phone
Lev you've changed man
I've grown
and matured
and so has my humour
Lev is that code for boringified?
I would say no
but a surprising amount of my jokes are based on taxes
"zero complaints! zero! that's less than one"
Lev nobody else seemed very impressed
thanks for explaining the number zero
didn't know this dominos was on sesame street
Lev Renn
was this great
or was this fucking amazing?
it was not that awkward either
because I stopped seeing them as real people halfway through
Lev this man
missed his child
coming into this world
to bring more pizza into this world
pizza is his true child
pizza don't disappoint or go gay
Lev her vagina looked like a pizza
so I fell in love
dominos is love
dominos is life
who IS dominos' main competitor?
papa john's?
Lev no
not papa johns
their competitor is the manson family