dominos documentary.

Levif someone only had this to go by what earth is
what would they think?
that we know how to TURN THE FCK UP

dominoid.

what's his name?
grease?
oh
reese
I'm starting to get auditory hallucinations
Levno he legally changed his name
a true dominoid

GoT recap.

but what about the other guys
I couldn't tell if they were looking at her like that because they were amazed by the dragon or her shittiness
Lev"dude c'mon"
"REALLY?"
Levalthough
they seemed to have a more effective and organized command structure than the unsullied
"everyone is harpies"
"literally everyone"

don't fuck me on this mang

don't fuck me on this mang
LevI don't fuck you
life fucks you
also, that cab driver that one time
Levand half of Sofia
it doesn't count if I am in character
Levit does
it really does
that's not what they told me in whoring school

documentary.

Levwhat up dominoid
MAKE MORE PIZZA, HAVE MORE FUN
some select quotes from that Dominoes documnetary we're gonna watch

remember.

do you remember when you sent me a story that you wrote that was actually a 7-page setup for a fucking pun
I remember
you are a dick

holy shit

Levholy shit
I just realized
that your nickname shouldn't be renn
it should be radish
how the fuck did I never realize that?
I mean
it shares more letters with radostina
sounds like a diminutive form of it
and plus
you have that same unnerving off purple/red coloring
and also you are a root vegetable
fits so well
And also I'm good for you
BAM
Levactually, eating more than one serving of radishes every couple of days can introduce too much oxorhybose into your blood stream
leading to nerve damage and decreased liver function
I made that up
it just causes death
deadly death
oh yeah lev I shall devour you from within
DEADLY DEATH
Levfeckin radish

gaze.

I found the best website for movie watching
gaze
Levthey don't like that word
they prefer to be called homosexualz

pun.

I'm terrified that one day
when we're both 36 or something
we'd be talking about our marriages and kids or whatever
and you'd start telling me this elaborate story about some life lesson that you taught your son
for like an hour
and then you'll end it with a fucking pun
LevI have a confession
you're not gonna like it
Stefan is actually just a setup to a pun
I've been working on for 8 years
one day I will tell you the pun
and he will leave you
because his job will be done

shower.

Levare you the fish in this or am I?
it's me
the fish is me
mocking your sick burn
Lev:/
you....you should shower
Its not the first Monday of the month
oh wait, it literally is

walrus.

LevWe should do a movie
Its been a while
Remember its your choice
As a christmas present
oh wow
thank you lev
I pick the movie 'sleep' by andy warhol
such a classic
prepare for 7 hours of pure entertainment
LevSorry im doing my dogs hair that day
wow lev chill out man
LevWHY DONT YOU CHILL OUT
I AM CHILLED OUT
IM SO CHILLED OUT ICE CUBE CSLLED TO ASK ME TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT
lev that was excellently put
is there like a place where I can find all those gems from your mind
collected
and archived
LevSome fat walrus puts em up on her tumblr
I
AM
THE WALRUS

happy new year.

hey dude
hey yo
lev
hi
happy new years lev
and stuff
Levrenn
renn goddamnit
don't you understand?
it's not a new year
it's the last year repeating again
we gotta break out of the loop renn
what no there's like a whole new number and stuff
LevNO RENN THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BECAUSE IT REPEATED
GODAMMIT RENN
:c

zombeavers.

Levman, mister's gonna get with zooey
I do feel some sexual tension there
would be a first for this type of movie
and she'll need to replace that hole in her heart after the boyfriend dies
also, possibly a literal hole in her heart
but we'll see
LevI bet mister eats pussy
damn good varmint eating
I don't know
he does seem to really hate beavers
Levthe beavers have infiltrated this house
and the government

surprises.

it's nice that this movie still surprises me
Levit's like when you've been in a long term relationship
and things have turned boring
and then one day you have sex in the bum
and that day you think
"maybe this isn't the end after all"
yeah that time this guy got his dick bit off is totally like anal sex