shorts.
holy ovaries, those shorts are short
Levthe best kind of short
hottest.
who's the hottest?
LevI am
the hottest human
Levmy dick
does that guy ever take that beanie off?
does that guy ever take that beanie off?
Levdoes he never take his hat off?
shut the fuck up renn
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
FOR ONCE, I BEAT YOU TO IT
robots.
stupid sentient robot!
you're a moron!
the 80s had some weird obsession with robots
and had no idea how robots actually work
Levlike our relationship with genetic engineering today
can we give men penises for hands?
yes
yes we can
"but why would we?"
"because we can"
on camera.
Lev"oh shit I'm on camera"
"how do I walk? Is this how people walk?"
hahah
Levmaybe people just walked like that in the 80s
or in texas
ok slutbutt
Levok slutbutt
don't call me slutbutt
man/woman.
Levis that a man?
that's a man
who is that woman/man
Levthat's a man voiced by a woman
look at that jaw line
those Neanderthal eyebrow bones
Levmaybe they couldn't afford an entire woman
for the role
so they just got two halves
and put them together
one is the face
one is the voice
I just don't understand
like I'm genuinely trying to figure out the reasoning behind this artistic decision
gesundheit.
Hahahahahah
One of the presenters
Sneezed into the microphone
And I think the audience collectively shat itself
Levhahaha
don't act like you didn't
I didn't!
I don't even think I know how
Levto shit yourself?
you were a pro 30 years ago
You don't know, you weren't there
You were just a tingling sensation in your feathers balls
detective mango.
LevDetective Mango
Get me Inspector Passion Fruit
and Captain Coconut
inspector passion fruit
he gets too passionate about his cases
goddamn it, inspector passion fruit!
Levand he's fabulously gay
cheek space.
Levher face is so rotund
like she has so much cheek space
you could make two more faces just on the area her cheeks take up
cheek space
that's the funniest shit
80s.
Levevery time I watch or hear something created in the 80s
I get really sad
and this isn't a joke
like...
I am legitimately sad that that decade existed
whimsical.
hopefully you can look out the skylight from the toilet
a starry night would make those poop times so much more whimsical
LevMagical
Who poops whimsically?
zooey deschanel
maybe to the music of regina spector
LevLike...in time with it?
Thats impressive sphincter control
we may have gone too far with this premise
LevNo, lets continue this fantastical voyage into zooey daschounds anus
hahahahah
that should be a miniseries on bbc
wardrobe.
Levmy shower has a skylight
and my closet has a light
I am the height of fancy
you truly have made it
pics or didn't happen
Levyeah, that's way too much effort
you lazy bastard
I demand to see a skylight while I am re-assembling my broken wardrobe
LevIs it broken mentally or physically?
I don't know man, I don't talk to it every day
like it starts telling me some story and I'm like "gawd, I just want you to hold my sweater and not bother me, I'm trying to watch that John Oliver show"
LevMaybe thats why its broken
Because you have a pit instead of a heart
Though you should be able to relate to the wardrobe
You both have gaping holes in your chests
soz.
LevSoz
soz?
Levsorry
asad's influence
does it mean sorry?
Levyeah
but why would you need an abbreviation of that
it's already short enough
sorry seems to be the hardest word
grammatically, apparently
sexy onion.
I'm like a sexy onion
you learn new things about me every day
Levhow did you fuck up that metaphor?
shut up
no I didn't
you're a metaphor
LevI'm a metaphor for your inability to form metaphors