classic yans.
LevSpeaking of IRL
Hows dutchland
Do you have friends?
yes
severals
LevThat arent clients
oh
...
um
the cashier at my supermarket is nice to me sometimes
sometimes
he tells me my total in english
and I'm like yaaaaaans
classic yans
junior chef.
I'm just starting the first episode of MasterChef Junior
it's a reality show about 8yearold cooks
and I'm watching it while eating nutella straight out of the jar
Levwhy
why do you keep doing this?
because this is what I deserve
colonel chicken.
awww, that chicken guy
what was the name o that character?
Levcolonel chicken?
the texas chicken
the texas rooster
the horn rooster
horn was somehow a part of the name
roosterhorn?
Levfoghorn leghorn
what
those are not real words
foghorn?
Levyes
the fuck is a leghorn
but maybe.
that's actually a bit terrifying
Levalso talent makes you into a giant godzilla thing
also retarded
and a little bit arounsing?
no?
no
of course not
of course
of course
but maybe?
Levrenn
what
what the fuck
snail.
I'm not hot enough to be a dutch whore, mang
have you seen dutch ladies?
they make me look like a snail left in the sun
Levhey
c'mon
snails left in the sun make you look like a snail left in the sun
poop.
like you know what a woman's orgasm sounds like
Levoh, yeah, you're right
she was just pooping
oh wow, she sounds like a furious pooper
Levone sec, I need to go clean my nose
talk with her
I'm handing the computer over
heeey
I hope you're not a furious pooper
but it's cool if you are
I don't judge
Levoh sorry
apparently she doesn't like to talk to people while pooping
;/
Leva difference we haven't reconciled
you fucking better not have talked to me while on the can
Levshe wanted me to tell you arrgghhuuuurmoppphpggaraaaaargh
wait, no
that was her pooping again
stop
pooping
Levof course I've talked to you while pooping
I mean through fb chat
not on the phone
as far as I can remember
I hate you
so much
I'd never do that to you
you pooped all over our friendship
you POOPED ALL OVER IT
jesus lord.
Levplus
it's my last day in england
so the extent of my commentary would be
urgh
mgrmph
argh
aka, phonetic transliterations of me thrusting during sex
ew
please
no thrusting
any kind of thrusting
go spend time in england
Levwell, I'll be spending time in something
jesus lord
Levin..
a vagina
lord jesus
Levhis name might be called out a few times
window.
Lev
levv
you really missed the window on coming to bulgaria
You know what didn't miss the window? The fist-sized pieces of fucking hail
Hahahahahaha
We don't have a window
snow.
Asadrenn, you are so cool!
no, asad
YOU are cool
Asadit is true
I'm the cause of all this snow.
FYI, there is no snow :(
peasant.
I have no Spotify, so I have to send you songs on Facebbok like a fucking animal
Levwhat am I, a fucking peasant? Get your shit together and get back on spotify.
buy me a computer and a subscription
Kabirhey. proxies do exist.
AsadProxies are for the weak.
And porn.
Lev, do you know what you are?
A fucking pheasant
AW GOD, THAT WAS SO PIMP
jorts.
lev
welcometojorts.com
your homeland
LevI regret nothing
I'm sorry, I don't speak jortish.
Levyou live it.
hip hop remix.
all they wanted was a villain, a villain
but all they had was me
Levfor shame. Posting song lyrics as your status? Shaaaaaaaaaaame.
#loldidntread #swag #yolo
KabirGoddamn, first song lyrics and then meme-y hashtags.
Our group used to be so cool it was unreal
but I guess reality is catchin' up with me
takin' my inner child, I'm fighting for it, custody
with these responsibilities that they entrusted me
as I look down at my diamond-encrusted piece.
21st CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN
LevIs this the real life, is this just fantasy?
caught in a landslide
LevNo escape from renn-ality
Open your eyes
Look up to the sites and seee
I'm just a poor song/ I need no quoting
because I'm underground, not well known
never played on radio
quoting songs is lame, yo,
doesn't really matter, you see
to meeeee
Levdid you just try to do a hip hop remix?
KabirYes, and holy shit, it was pretty good
um... yes?
I do okay when I have a little time to think
king's landing.
Levcome to croatia
you've got like four days left
is it amazing
;c
Levno, just fat slavs everywhere
just like bulgaria
but
king's landing
LevI did get to have a threesome with Cersei and Margaery Tyrell
that's how they usually welcome everyone there
I assume
wake.
that fork thing killed me
LevI'm sorry
when is the wake?
right now
it's really rude of you not to come
it's an open casket
Levthat's what I was afraid of
more casualties
you should be
it's your fault
you took the joke too far
and now I really am dead
Lev:c
:\
: D
thong.
levonn
I've been gone
for so long
but I sing you this song
so that we could get along
Levwhat the fuck are you talking about?
david wong