snackfood.
Levanything is bed snackfood if you eat it off the bed
you are a sociopath
segal.
LevI regret picking this movie
we gotta get one segal movie out of the way
it's in the bucket list
Levis it on the bucket list because we're gonna both off ourselves once it's done?
we should have probably left it till last
no context.
Levthat's a good lesson for the kids
"doesn't matter if you work hard, ain't no one give a shit if you ain't royal"
#dembitchesaintroyal
gay.
Last time was fun
With voice included
Banter was snappier
Also it was nice to hear your voice
LevDon't make this gay
gambling.
nah bruh my spirit animal is a racoon
LevIs a racoon your spirit animal cause they steal food and no one wants to have sex with one?
also they are free spirits I guess
and they steal the food by the handfulls
I connect to that
LevI don't
Not since i lost my hands
In a gambling accident
I told you to never bet on green
that's just the color of the roulette table
distraction fire.
Lev, I need your spiritual guidance as I try to steal this fancy coaster from this restaurant
Levjust take it
tell them you've got an important thing
start a distraction fire
That can't be your answer to everything man
autochooses.
LevBut after that is me
Autochooses always changes its to is
So I've been sounding very russian lately
Also it autochooses autochooses to autochooses
lord.
Levis your boyfriend going to join?
he said he's tired
he's been bowling and eating burritos all day
Levwhat a bitch ass pussy
that's what I said
but he refuses to be a man
and prefers to be a little gaylord
Levsomeone has to be their lord
they have chosen wisely
will smith.
Levyou know it's really impressive
that Will Smith unlearned acting just for this movie
hahahah
what's the best will smith movie?
...
that's a trick question
today.
LevThis movie would never get made today
with racial discrimination like that
it's African American zone
yeah, 2013 truly was a different time
raft.
you know waht
building a raft is one of those things
that sounds easy until you have to do it
Levwhere did he get rope?
rope fairy
pilot.
Lev"hey this ship is gonna break apart any second so instead we're just gonna have a very violent descent into atmosphere that sounds like the right thing to do eh?"
okiedokie peeps I'm your pilot for the day
don't worry, I've read the Wikipedia article on what to do
so you're in good hands
Lev"Well, I read the summary paragraph at the top"
"But I went to all the blue links and everything"
blue links for blue skies I always say
hahahaah just a bit f pilot humor for ya there
germans.
would be nice to live in Berlin
LevI don't like Berlin, it has too many Germans
Kabirwhat's wrong with that man, Germans are cool
LevI look too Jewish
dad.
ugh
gotta do one of them human hugs now I guess
"you're a consistent disappointment, son"
Lev"daaaad"
"I'm not your father"
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaad"
"Leave me alone please"
after earth audience.
will smith is doing his interpretation of the audience's interest
I think it's fitting that the son is doing what most actors in this movie have done before starting shooting
surrendering all emotion
Levthe audience too
I mean fuck
will smith fell asleep midway through the shoot
they had to change the story around that
what do we say to the god of acting?
not today