you said you were sick?
Levno im ok now
was it dysentery
Levit was eating too much fried food before bed
your gentle stomach can only handle sweet berries picked by the dainty fingers of california farmgirls
Levseems like it
and cream whipped from the milk of your friends the cows
Levnot just friends the way im gettin that milk
LevI dunno
I just knew it wasn't a regular friendship
even in platonic terms, I knew I hadn't had a friend like you before
i mean, likewise
but what does that mean for you
Levok like you know if you're going to a party
there's some people that you dread seeing
some people you're like...ok with
some people you'll enjoy talking to
some people that if they're there, it'll make you go
some people who you'll go for even if you didn't want to before
keep walking a few scales down that list
and it was you
Levit was like a 7 or 8
but youre sick
you can watch it
no my treshold
threshhold
tresh=hold
how do you spell that word
Levtreeshold
treshold
there we go
or no?
i forgot what i wanted to say
Levthreshold
my man
I did that
and it underlined it
what a stupid word
Levyoure stupid
you leave threshold out of thjs
what the fuck is a thres
Levwhat the fuck is a renn
CarlBut I gotta finish before vacation renn
oh yeah you guys are going on a vacation together soon, right?
CarlWe'll see
noooo you have to gooo
who works that hard in august anyways
all the packages are on holiday
CarlCause we freeze our code before holidays
So you get things done by September for December
we do the same with all the hungry people
you being a woman would be interesting
cause you're usually not a woman
Levor im so boring
that even being a woman doesnt help
this pity party won't stop til the sunrise
Levit was the only party i was cool enough to get into
I'm not RSVPing
Levim the only one that did :c
I love her but she is a lot to handle
I had to literally treat her like a child at some points
and distract her when she was having tantrums
Levwhat were her tantrums about
a drop of fountain water got in her mouth
the sun was too hot
they didn't have lemon pasta
the energy in one of the villa bedrooms was bad
can you just get me some spice mixes
Levill get spoce mixes
i think you'll like
SPOSE
Levspooce
I made fun of your spelling
but I messed it up too
Levwait
did you mean to write SPICE
SPOCE
Levoh shit
i fucked up twice
and hadn't even realized it
lol
Levwait no
this whole conversation is a trainwreck
Levim going to sleep
wow
so you've used me for entertainment
and now you're going to abandon me
Levugh
fine
no no
don't stay out of pity
Levok good
cause im very sleepy
woooowww
Levhahahaha
Lev"i.e. how your mom and I created you"
that's you I think
i don't think i use i.e.
Levye
you're an e.g. gal
I just say thusemoneaously
Levyou're on the bus now tho?
yeah
but now I don't think I can sleep cause my adrenaline is high
Levask the conductor if you can drive instead
I paid to be driven
why don't I just fly myself to italy too
Levwould probably reduce your flight anxiety
or at the very least
justify it
Levthat is not a horse
i'm tryin
but there's no more horse
Levdo something to attract more horse
entice them in
and when they think they've gained a friend
you slap them
in their long horse face
it should be you really
you're a yankee doodle boi
yeehaw
Levhorses are from Asia
:/
imma get myself a café macchiato
Levremember no cappuccino after italian dinner
it's 11 am
Levitalian dinner can strike at any time
Levi just realized tomorrow is easter and they will be closed so i dont get to find out until monday
nooo
but they promsied
Levhow uncharacteristic of them
to promise a deadline
that they ghost me on
maybe they'll still anser you tomorrow
the heathens
did you see that
I used the owrd heathens
Levmultisyllabic and everything
good job
ghsnd'
ghost kink unlocked
LevLeast problematic kink
nobody gets hurt
eh
actually i guess that applies to necrophilia as well
so maybe not
next thing I know I'll be recording a video of you googling why necrophilia is morally wrong
Levits probably not
just gross
and i guess family members of the deceased are probably unhappy with it
I mean what kind of asshole would do it with them present
Levbut then you have to dig up the body and everything
hassle
you call it hassle
they call it foreplay
I didn't pay for my flight
but if you wanna say it's the best 10 euros you ever spent, that's on you
Levmine was like 70
I did not force you to go
Levwhy you being defensive
i was there
i know
I don't know
not defensive
combative maybe
Levaggressive
ok chill